Naked Laps

[Tokerovin]

Do you ever find yourself drunk and confused. You really don't know where you are or who you're with? Well that means its time to take off all your clothes and run around something naked! It always helps you enjoy the party more and you'll have a memory no amount of booze can make you forget.
 

[Ad Bot]

[Spockticus]

Well, I got a bit confused. I thought you meant naked laps like somebody's lap, not running laps...

[sir dooble]

Incidentally, don't get drunk and naked, and then ride a moped. One of my brothers friends did it, ended up crashing, going to hospital and then having his lisence banned.

[NickTheSushi]

Age:     15

Druken, eh?

[Spockticus]

Druken, eh?

He also smokes weed. And he lost his virginity like a year ago.

[NickTheSushi]

He also smokes weed. And he lost his virginity like a year ago.

Hahaha seriously?

[Hugums]

He also smokes weed. And he lost his virginity like a year ago.

OMIGAWSH HES SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Ephialtes]

He also smokes weed. And he lost his virginity like a year ago.

People who brag about that kind of thing are almost certainly lying.

[Bones4]

I always thought you were younger than me, Ephi.

Did your moderator position come with an age boost?

Edit: This is totally random and has nothing to do with this topic.

[Crunchie]

People who brag about that kind of thing are almost certainly lying.

omg ur just jelus becuz ur still a virgin LOL

[Ephialtes]

I always thought you were younger than me, Ephi.

Did your moderator position come with an age boost?

Edit: This is totally random and has nothing to do with this topic.

What's age got to do with who becomes a moderator?

[Justin K.]

What's age got to do with who becomes a moderator?

Maturity?

[Bones4]

It was a bad joke. Anyway...  I seriously thought you were 17 or so.

[Rughugger]

Right now, I'm sitting on my couch totally naked eating beef and ketchup and watching South Park. But it's okay, the paper plate is totally covering my junk.

[jirue]

Right now, I'm sitting on my couch totally naked eating beef and ketchup and watching South Park. But it's okay, the paper plate is totally covering my junk.

I lol'd