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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_films
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This is a list of fictional films that have been referenced in various forms of media. These films are usually shown within another film or as part of a television episode, usually either as a prop or as a recurring theme visited throughout, such as the fictional Stab trilogy in the Scream franchise.

An interesting article to be certain but that aside: why the hell aren't some of these real movies?

Alvin and the Chipmunks vs. Jason Voorhees

How is this not a real movie? I know more than a few million people would pay to see chipmunk blood be spilled by the hands of a machete wielding masked man. Speaking of machetes...

Machete vs national socialist Werewolf Women in Cages
There is nothing about this movie title that makes be think this will be anything but what can only be described as the best movie about machetes, national socialists, werewolves, women and cages ever made.

Columbine High School Musical

Too soon? No forget that, if someone dancing down a hallway singing merrily while cycling a fresh round in to the chamber of a shotgun is anything it's: not soon enough.

Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet near Mars
Are they alien hamsters or earth hamsters that happen to live near mars and are radioactive? Doesn't matter, not with Micheal Bay directing.



Take a look at the link and post a few of your own that you think are more than deserving of having a few million dollars thrown at to be put on the big screen.
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    * Black Kramer vs. Kramer (1985) - Family Guy

    * Blacula Meets Black Dracula - The Simpsons

    * I'm a Curious Orange (1985) - Spitting Image

"Super Smash Bros. Go Wild "

Spaceballs 3: the Spaceballs 2

Freddy vs. Jason vs. The Board of Education

Totally Obsessed by national socialists
Two Guys, A Girl, and A Horse


Totally Obsessed by national socialists
Two Guys, A Girl, and A Horse

I can picture it and yet the mechanics still baffle me.

Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet near Mars

hehe weird al

also The Planet from Outer Space (1959) sounds fun
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Machete vs national socialist Werewolf Women in Cages

Pirates vs Ninjas: Ultimate Deathmatch