Author Topic: Damn Gf/whatever stalker girl.  (Read 4154 times)

Yeah, the worst has happened.

So my parents took me out to dinner to celebrate my awardz in science fair.

So right before we start eating, this crazy girl who seems to like me walks up says "Hai mike!", puts one hand on my near nut area, and she leans over and gives me a full wet cheek kiss.

At this point my parents are like "WTF"

She walks away, and says "Thanks"

When we get to the car, my parents are full on about me getting kissed, but not enthusiastically, but like im a love offender or something and i payed her to kiss me.


Now im grounded, but who the hell cares, my parents cant disconnect my computer for their lives.


Discusssssssss.



BTW, inb4stickitinherpooper


Pics or it didn't happen? :D

What the forget man.

You got grounded for being epic.

Wow, forgettarded parents.

Are your parents handicapped!?

Tell them I would like to see them after period 2, parental skills class.

Higgle figgle diggin dorf, shaka laka bam bam, mickhigin kigidy kakidy poo poo.

Higgle figgle diggin dorf, shaka laka bam bam, mickhigin kigidy kakidy poo poo.
Bones, your magic sayings won't work here.
:(

Higgle figgle diggin dorf, shaka laka bam bam, mickhigin kigidy kakidy poo poo.

Get the forget out.  Oh wait, you're casting some spell.

Get the forget out.  Oh wait, you're casting some spell.
How dare you lolzorz!

How dare you lolzorz!
I'm not used to things like that. :<  I couldn't identify it right away.

this crazy girl who seems to like me walks up says "Hai mike!", puts one hand on my near nut area, and she leans over and gives me a full wet cheek kiss.
SEEMS TO LIKE YOU?!?!

JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE DENSE

Is she hot?

Uhhhh, sorta, What would you define as hot.
Higgle figgle diggin dorf, shaka laka bam bam, mickhigin kigidy kakidy poo poo.

A saw a spark, but it looks like im still grounded.

Uhhhh, sorta, What would you define as hot.
Is she not fugly?

Pics?