Author Topic: Hilarious Spam E-Mail I got today. (Read 2998 times)

Miga · September 29, 2009, 02:13:07 AM

Subject: I am going to you

Quote from: Miga's GMail

Hola
Nice to meet you guy. It can be so that you do not remember me but i will remind you who I am. We got acquanted on one dating agency site. See?
My name is Alisa. I am 2 7 years old. I am cool and inteligent girl. I would like find a boy. As i remember you, I thought you can be this friend. You are so lovey. I like you.
Please, reply me back. Later i will give you my pics.
Write me to the following e-mail : Pretty8977@rambler.ru
Love you
Alis

She is apparently two 7 year olds, she spelled "intelligent" wrong (irony), and I never signed up for "one dating agency site".

Feel free to discuss/post any hilarious spam e-mails you've gotten.

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IceBlue · September 29, 2009, 02:14:27 AM

This reminds me of an add I saw on 4chan. "Meet lovey Russian girls"

Big Brother · September 29, 2009, 02:37:12 AM

wow I get loads of these, and occasionally I get emails written in full russian/chinese. (put in junk box :D)

Ladios · September 29, 2009, 02:38:24 AM

Quote from: Miga on September 29, 2009, 02:13:07 AM

She is apparently two 7 year olds,

Otis would be jealous.

Big Brother · September 29, 2009, 02:40:18 AM

hahahah

TapeDeck · September 29, 2009, 02:44:05 AM

Reply!

|Shadow · September 29, 2009, 02:55:08 AM

Quote from: IceBlue on September 29, 2009, 02:14:27 AM

This reminds me of an add I saw on 4chan. "Meet lovey Russian girls"

I lol when I see that. :D

OneWithFire · September 29, 2009, 06:49:25 AM

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"Nice to meet you guy"

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"I remember who you are"

Wut?

IceBlue · September 29, 2009, 10:38:59 AM

Quote from: |Shadow on September 29, 2009, 02:55:08 AM

I lol when I see that. :D

I'll hop onto /b/ and see if I can find it.

Otis Da HousKat · September 29, 2009, 10:41:15 AM

Quote from: ladios on September 29, 2009, 02:38:24 AM

Otis would be jealous.

Whenever I see a post mention something about young girls I always try to guess who will bring me up first.

Riot · September 29, 2009, 11:00:39 AM

Apparently Im on the same page as you.

Ok the subject was something about a boob blow job. She was 34 years young, plus she said something about having allot of kids.

Man i hate illegal immigrant spam mail.

Jimmg · September 29, 2009, 11:07:20 AM

Quote from: Riot on September 29, 2009, 11:00:39 AM

Man i hate immigrant scam mail.

Riot · September 29, 2009, 11:09:22 AM

Quote from: Jimmg on September 29, 2009, 11:07:20 AM

Yeah, sorta in other words that might work.

Otis Da HousKat · September 29, 2009, 11:11:18 AM

I never get spam e-mail, and when I do it's just scam job offers directed at poor college kids. Even that is only like one e-mail every few months,

Rughugger · September 29, 2009, 11:12:34 AM

Quote from: Otis Da HousKat on September 29, 2009, 10:41:15 AM

Whenever I see a post mention something about young girls I always try to guess who will bring me up first.

You grab a pair of preteen boobs once for a funny picture and you're typecast forever. Kids these days. :(