English to 12 Year old AOLer translator

[reaper]

I GOT A BOTLE!!!!!11!!11! OMG LOL

[Ad Bot]

[Leafsoo7]

shake or stirred?

[pixl]

JUST A SMAL 2WN GIRL LIVIN IN A LONELEY WORLD
SHE 2K DA MIDNIGHT TRANE GOIN ANYWHAR3
JUST A CITY BOY BORN AND RASEED IN SOUTH D3TROIT
HE 2K TEH MIDNIGHT TRANE GOIN ANYWHERA
A SNG3R IN A SMOK3Y ROM
A SMEL OF WIEN AND CHEAP PERFUMA
FOR A SMIEL THEY CAN R DA NIGHT
IT GOAS ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
STRANGARS WATENG UP AND DOWN TEH BU3VARD
THAIR SHADOWS SEARCHNG IN TEH NIGHT
STRETLIGHT PEOPLE LIVNG JUST 2 FIND AMOTION
HIDNG SOM3WHERE IN TEH NIGHT
WORKNG HARD 2 G3T MAH FIL
3V3RYBODY WANTS A THRIL
PAYIN ANYTHNG 2 ROL DA DIEC
JUST ON3 MORA TIEM
SOME WIL WIN SOMA WIL LOSA
SOME WERE BORN 2 SNG TEH BLU3S
O TEH MOVEI NEV3R ENDS
IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
(CHORUS)
DONT S2P BLEIVIN
HOLD ON 2 TEH FELIN
STRETLIGHT PEOPLE

[Kerog]

inb4supertoxicH3Y GUYS!1!11!!11 LOL IMM HULK HOGAN!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL STAY WIT ME FOR DA NAXT HALF HOUR AND W3L GIEV U DE-TALES ABOUT MAH NU GRIL!1!!!!1 WTF MMMMMMMM BROTH3R!11!111

[Fjeld]

ST3RN DA REAR OR AFT PART OF A SHIP OR BOAT
POP DEK A DEK TAHT CONSTITUTES DA ROF OF A CABIN BUILT IN DA AFT (R3AR) PART OF TEH SUP3RSTRUCTURA OF A SHIP
2!11!!!1! OMG WTF LOL B POPED IN NAUTICAL PARLANCE MEANS 2 HAEV A WAEV COMA OVER TEH ST3RN FROM ABAFT
FACES!!!!!11! WTF LOL WAST3 PRODUCT FROM AN ANIMALS DIEGSTIEV TRACT 3XP3LED THROUGH TEH star fish
DAFACATION TEH ACT OR PROC3S BY WHICH ORGANISMS ELIMINAET FECAS
POP3R-SCOPAR UESD BY PAT OWN3RS 2 PIK UP THEYRE PETS F3CAL MATAR
BNG POPED BCOMNG FATIGUAD

[Chriz]

UR AL FUKNG IDIOTS WHO NED 2 GO KIL U!!!!1!1! LOL

[Fjeld]

Y SI TH3S SO ADICTNG?!?!?!!!!!?!?11111!!1!!11111!?!!?!!? OMG OMG LOL

[Rughugger]

Y SI TH3S SO ADICTNG?!?!?!!!!!?!?11111!!1!!11111!?!!?!!? OMG OMG LOL

Simple pleasure for simple minds?

[Blastdown]

U GUYS R ANJOYNG THES WAY 2 MUCH!111!! WTF

[Ladios]

12 year old, hip hop artist...what's the difference? They both can't speak for stuff.

I present to you: A twelve year old hip hop artist!

WHA- WHA- WUT DID SHA SAY
MM WUT SAY
MM TAHT U ONLEY MEANT W3L
W3L?!????? OMG OF COURSE U DID
MM WUT SAY
MM TAHT ITS AL FOR TEH BST
OF?!??!!!? OMG COURSE IT IS
I WAS SO WRONG FOR SO LONG
ONLEY TRYIN 2 PLZ MYSALF (MYSALF)
GIRL I WAS CAUGHT UP IN H3R LUST
WHAN I DONT RILLY WANT NO ON3 ALSA
SO NO I KNOW I SHUD OF TR3AETD U BTAR
BUT MA AND U WAR3 MEANT 2 LAST FOR3VAR
SO LET M3 IN (LET ME IN) GIEV ME ANOTH3R CHANCA (ANOTHER CHANCA)
2 RILLY B UR MAN
CAUES WHEN TEH ROF CAEV IN AND DA TRUTH CME OUT
I JUST DIDNT KNOW WUT 2 DO
BUT WH3N I BCOMA A STAR WAL B LIVNG SO LARGE
IL DO ANYTHNG FOR U TEL M3 GIRL
MM WUT SAY
MM TAHT U ONLEY MEANT WEL
W3L?!?!!?! OMG WTF OF COURSE U DID
MM WUT SAY WUT SAY)
MM TAHT ITS AL FOR DA BST
OF?!??!!?!? OMG WTF LOL COURS3 IT IS
MM WUT SAY
MM TAHT U ONLEY MEANT WAL
WAL?!?!?? WTF LOL OF COURSA U DID
MM WUT SAY WUT SAY)
WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WUT DID SHA SAY
HOW CUD I LIEV WIT MYSALF
KNOWNG TAHT I L3T OUR LUV GO (LOVE GO)
AND OH WH3N I DO WIT ONA CHANCA
I JUST GOTA LET U KNOW
I KNOW WUT I DID WASNT CL3VER
BUT M3 AND U W3RE MEANT 2 B 2GETHER
SO L3T M3 IN (LET ME IN) GIEV M3 ANOTH3R CHANC3 (ANOTH3R CHANCE)
2 RILLY B UR MAN
CAUES WH3N TEH ROF CAEV IN AND TEH TRUTH CME OUT
I JUST DIDNT KNOW WUT 2 DO
BUT WHEN I BCOMA A STAR WEL B LIVNG SO LARG3
IL DO ANYTHNG FOR U T3L ME GIRL
MM WUT SAY
MM TAHT U ONLEY MAANT WEL
W3L????? WTF OF COURSE U DID
MM WUT SAY WUT SAY WUT SAY)
MM TAHT ITS AL FOR DA BST
OF?!!?? LOL COURSA IT IS
MM WUT SAY
MM TAHT U ONLEY MEANT WAL
WAL??!!? OMG WTF OF COURS3 U DID
MM WUT SAY WUT SAY WUT SAY)
WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WUT DID SHA SAY
GIRL TEL ME WUT SADE (SADE)
I DONT WANT U 2 LEAEV ME
THOUGH U CAUGHT MA CH3ATIN
T3L MA T3L M3 WUT SADE (SADE)
I RILLY NED U IN MAH LIEF
CUZ THNGS ANET RIGHT GIRL
T3L M3 TEL ME WUT SADE (SADE)
I DONT WANT U 2 LEAEV MA
THOUGH U CAUGHT M3 CH3ATIN
T3L ME T3L M3 WUT SADE (SADE)
I RILLY NED U IN MAH LIEF
CUZ THNGS ANET RIGHT
CAUES WHAN DA ROF CAEV IN AND DA TRUTH CME OUT
I JUST DIDNT KNOW WUT 2 DO
BUT WHEN I BCOMA A STAR W3L B LIVNG SO LARGE
IL DO ANYTHNG FOR U BABY WATCHA SAY!!!!1!! WTF LOL
MM WUT SAY
MM TAHT U ONLEY MEANT W3L
W3L??!!!!!?! OMG WTF OF COURSA U DID
MM WUT SAY WUT SAY WUT SAY)
MM TAHT ITS AL FOR TEH BST
OF???!!??! COURSE IT IS
MM WUT SAY
MM TAHT U ONLEY MEANT WAL
WEL?!!??!!? OMG WTF OF COURSE U DID
MM WUT SAY WUT SAY WUT SAY)
WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WUT DID SH3 SAY

[Riot]

HOU DO 3I MAEK ADONS??!????!???!??!????!!! LOL

[Isjix]

HEY IMM 12 YEARS OLD AND I DONT SP3AK LIEK THES :(

No seriously, I'm 12 :f

[Maor]

IMM TWALVE YAARS OLD AND WUT SI THIS?!?!?!!? WTF LOL

[Ladios]

IMA TRANSLA3T DA TRANSLATION OF TH3S S3NTANCA AND RAP3AT TH3S CYCL3 S3VARAL T3IMS 2 S3 WUT HAP3NS11!11!11!1111!11!11 OMG WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF OMG LOL


Also did the translation of the translation of that song again
WHA- WHA- WUT DID SHA SAY
M WUT SAY
M TAHT U ONL3Y M3ANT W3L
W3L?1!?!!!?!?!?!11!!!?11!1111?!??!!??!!?!!?!?!!!!111! LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG OF COURSA U DID
M WUT SAY
M TAHT ITS AL FOR TAH BST
OF11!!11!11?!!111?!!!1111!111?11!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG COURS3 IT IS
I WAS SO WRONG FOR SO LONG
ONLEY TRYIN 2 PLZ MYSALF (MYSALF)
GIRL I WAS CAUGHT UP IN H3R LUST
WHAN I DONT RIELY WANT NO ON3 ALSA
SO NO I KNOW I SHUD OF TR3AETD U BTAR
BUT MA AND U WAR3 M3ANT 2 LAST FOR3VAR
SO L3T M3 IN (L3T ME IN) GAVE M3 ANOTH3R CHANCA (ANOTHAR CHANCA)
2 RIELY B UR MAN
CAUS WH3N TAH ROF CA3V IN AND DA TRUTH CM3 OUT
I JUST DIDNT KNOW WUT 2 DO
BUT WH3N I BCOMA A STAR WAL B LIVNG SO LARGA
IL DO ANYTHNG FOR U TAL M3 GIRL
M WUT SAY
M TAHT U ONLAY M3ANT W3L
W3L!1?1!111!11!11!1!1!!1!!1!!11111!!?111!1111!!1! WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF OF COURSE U DID
M WUT SAY WUT SAY)
M TAHT ITS AL FOR DA BST
OF?!!!111!?1!??11!1!?!!!!11??!11!1111!111111111!111111!111!!!1111!1???!111!1!?!1!1!!11!!??!????!!?!!?1111!!1!!111!11!!!1!!1111!!1!!!!11!!1!!11?!!!!!?! OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL COURS3 IT IS
M WUT SAY
M TAHT U ONLAY MANT WAL
WAL?11?11?!!?!!!11??!?!??!?!?!?!!!!! WTF OMG WTF WTF LOL WTF LOL OF COURSA U DID
M WUT SAY WUT SAY)
WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WUT DID SHA SAY
HOW CUD I L3IV WIT MYSALF
KNOWNG TAHT I L3T OUR LUV GO (LOV3 GO)
AND O WH3N I DO WIT ONA CHANCA
I JUST GOTA L3T U KNOW
I KNOW WUT I DID WASNT CL3V3R
BUT M3 AND U W3RA MAANT 2 B 2G3TH3R
SO L3T M3 IN (L3T M3 IN) GAIV M3 ANOTH3R CHANC3 (ANOTH3R CHANC3)
2 RIELY B UR MAN
CA3US WH3N T3H ROF CA3V IN AND TAH TRUTH CMA OUT
I JUST DIDNT KNOW WUT 2 DO
BUT WHAN I BCOMA A STAR W3L B LIVNG SO LARG3
IL DO ANYTHNG FOR U T3L M3 GIRL
M WUT SAY
M TAHT U ONL3Y MANT WAL
W3L???!????!!!!!?!!!!11???!?!?111!1!1!?!!??!?!!1!?111!1!!!!1111!1!!??1!11111!!!1!?!1!1!!!!??!1!1?!!!!!??!!?!!!!!?!?!??!!!1111!!!!??!!?!!!!!!1!1111111!!??!11!111!?!!?!!?!????!?!??!!!!!??!??!???!!!???!!!?!?1111111!!!11!1!1!!!!1!1!!1!!???!?!?!111!!111111!111!!11!!?!?!!111!??!!!11!!11!1111!!!??!!!!1111!!!??!!????!?!!11!111!1??!?!?1!1!!!!11111!111!!!!11!!!111!1!1!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF OF COURS3 U DID
M WUT SAY WUT SAY WUT SAY)
M TAHT ITS AL FOR DA BST
OF?111!111?!?!!!?111?11!?!!?!1!11?????!!!?????11!!1! WTF LOL LOL LOL COURSA IT IS
M WUT SAY
M TAHT U ONL3Y M3ANT WAL
WAL?1!11?!?!!!!?!??!!1!1!?!1!11!11!1!!?!1!?!!!11!11???????!!!!!?1!!!!!??!!1111!! OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF OF COURS3 U DID
M WUT SAY WUT SAY WUT SAY)
WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WUT DID SHA SAY
GIRL TAL M3 WUT SAD (SA3D)
I DONT WANT U 2 LEA3V M3
THOUGH U CAUGHT MA CH3ATIN
T3L MA T3L M3 WUT SA3D (SA3D)
I RIELY NAD U IN MAH LAIF
CUZ THNGS ANT RIGHT GIRL
T3L M3 T3L ME WUT SA3D (SAED)
I DONT WANT U 2 L3A3V MA
THOUGH U CAUGHT M3 CH3ATIN
T3L M3 T3L M3 WUT SAED (SAAD)
I RIELY NAD U IN MAH L3IF
CUZ THNGS AENT RIGHT
CA3US WHAN DA ROF CAAV IN AND DA TRUTH CM3 OUT
I JUST DIDNT KNOW WUT 2 DO
BUT WHEN I BCOMA A STAR W3L B LIVNG SO LARG3
IL DO ANYTHNG FOR U BABY WATCHA SAY111111!11!1!1!!111111! OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL
M WUT SAY
M TAHT U ONL3Y M3ANT W3L
W3L?1111111111!!1!!!!!!?!?????!1!?!111!!!!!11!??!?!1!!1!!?!??!!!!!!???!?!!1!11!??!?!!?! LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF OF COURSA U DID
M WUT SAY WUT SAY WUT SAY)
M TAHT ITS AL FOR T3H BST
OF??1!111!?1!!1?!?!?!!??!!1!!1!1!1?!?!!1!!!?1!11!?!?1!11!11?!!!???!!?????!!!?!!!!??!!??!!!111 OMG LOL LOL LOL COURS3 IT IS
M WUT SAY
M TAHT U ONLEY MAANT WAL
W3L?1111?!1111?!?111!?!?????!?!?????!!?!!?!!!!!!??! OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF OF COURS3 U DID
M WUT SAY WUT SAY WUT SAY)
WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WUT DID SH3 SAY

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Also did the translation of the translation of that song again
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