A Short Speech.

[Kerog]

he used those grills to destroy the twin towers

are we still bros though

[Ad Bot]

[-Mike-]

are we still bros though

yes

[Kerog]

yes

okay were still bros

[-Mike-]

okay were still bros

ya but leave Hulk Ho-FAT out of this

[Kerog]

ya but leave Hulk Ho-FAT out of this

what about hank hill

[-Mike-]

hank hill > hulk hogan

he can stay in my house

[-Mike-]

Anyway gentlemen, back to the subject at hand!
The Garfield Fan Club is having a meeting in New York next month! People from all over the globe are coming!

[Kerog]

Anyway gentlemen, back to the subject at hand!
The Garfield Fan Club is having a meeting in New York next month! People from all over the globe are coming!

Sweet! I'll be sure to bring snacks. Barbequed watermelon?

[-Mike-]

Only on Tuesdays, the meeting lasts two weeks!

[Kerog]

Only on Tuesdays, the meeting lasts two weeks!

I'd love to discuss more Garfield but I sadly have to go off for tonight. Byes!

[-Mike-]

Same here, I hope we can discuss more of this tomorrow.

[-Mike-]

Would anyone else give me advice for my next speech?

[Ephialtes]

   Now some people, they said these comics are lame. They would go that far to insult ANYTHING AMERICAN. Those people disgust me, they don't deserve to glance upon THE GREATNESS THAT IS DILBERT/GARFIELD! Now some people have told me about "webcomics". Heh, more like "nerdcomics". Who wants to read a comic by some loser on the internet for 12 hours a day? Losers, that's who. And to those Dilbert and Garfield fans that like webcomics; You have betrayed us. We have spent out entire lives on Garfield and Dilbert, only to have you scum look at pathetic "NERDCOMICS". You all disgust me. I will have none of you in the Garfield Fan Club.

I would focus less on the hate-preaching, it's not pretty.

[Thorax]

Love Dilbert, hate Garfield.

Didn't stay on the topic of Garfield very much while running for the PRESIDENCY of the GARFIELD fan club.

[Marcem]

I can't tell if he's trolling or not.