"Cross the road" jokes

[Destiny/Zack0Wack0]

why did my snake cross the road?

to get to the other vagina

(reference get?)

E=MC Vagina

[Ad Bot]

[Blastdown]

Why did Destiny cross the road?
To have love with Fargel on the other side.

(inside joke, don't ask I won't explain)

[TapeDeck]

no. :c

k

WARNING VULGAR:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

[Antallion]

Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't he was behind you the whole time.

[Tom Gunn]

Why did G-man cross the road?




To get away from rick james ####

[Sandvich]

Why did the road cross the chicken?

To side to the other get

[Packer]

Why did the women cross the road?
Who cares what she doing out of the kitchen!

[WhoDa?]

E=MC Vagina

Jon Lajoie

[TheLegomaster]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?

For the greater good."

-Some Greek guy
Plato or something said that.

[Thorax]

Why did Destiny cross the road?
To have love with Fargel on the other side.

(inside joke, don't ask I won't explain)

Then why tell it?

Also:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. How fortunate it was not run over, perhaps it was a calm day?

[.::Taboo::.]

Why did the Brit cross the road?
For fresh cigarettes.

[Regulith]

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot

[WhoDa?]

Why did a bullet cross the road?

Because there was a thief.

[Paulenn ID 8656]

why did the toys cross the road?
to get to al's toy barn on the other side.
i know, its not that good, but i couldn't think of anything else.

[block dude]

why did the heavy cross the road?

he didn't he was sniped


i know...lame