Author Topic: "Cross the road" jokes  (Read 6586 times)

Why did the onion cross the road?

So he could go to the other oide!

Why did the bad joke cross the road?

There's no punchline.

Why'd the Hooker cross the road?
To forget who evers dad.

To get to the other side.  Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Why did the children cross the road?

They can't! There is a car stuck in the road and they do not want to die!