My finger + scissors = Stupid

[TomTheGeek]

Yeah, my friend made me put my pinky in like 4 scissors and he loving put all pressure as possible, and now I have 2 loving cuts. At least I have my finger still!

[Ad Bot]

[Kalphiter]

Cut all of your friend's fingers off.

[DarthVolga]

What an starfish friend you have, so he completely restrained you, put your hands in the scissors, and cut you up?

[TomTheGeek]

What an starfish friend you have, so he completely restrained you, put your hands in the scissors, and cut you up?

Dare. And he is a loving idiot. Also he really forces meto do stuff.

Cut all of your friend's fingers off.

He already burnt himself making pancakes.

[zoneark]

And this is why I keep a knife with me.  /stab

[Drak]

It's really your fault for allowing him to do it, so you are just as dumb as he is.

[Regulith]

Because when you're dared to do something, you're required to do it.

[qevil]

he's still your friend why?

[Sandvich]

I dare you to sleep on a highway.

[Dr.Block]

Because when you're dared to do something, you're required to do it.

*GASP*

But it was a TRIPLE DOG DARE.

[oromis]

Dare.

so its your own fault -_____-

[TomTheGeek]

so its your own fault -_____-

It was first period :P Plus he put his finger in first...

[Anti-Block]

It was first period :P Plus he put his finger in first...

And what kind of excuse is that?
"Oh, I jumped off the portable. But it's okay because it was first period."

[Harm94]

Yeah, my friend made me put my pinky in like 4 scissors and he loving put all pressure as possible, and now I have 2 loving cuts. At least I have my finger still!

handicap.

[TheArchitect]

What is this topic's purpose anyways? To warn us not to do stupid stuff like what you did, or for us to feel sorry for you?