So this is how it goes....
The next morning you wake up you have an intense stomach ache and your ass feels like its stuffed with chilly peppers. You crawl to the bathroom and sit on the toilet. You pray to god and ask for forgiveness, you try to travel back in time so you can change the fact that you visited a Mexican restaurant chili eating contest. You grab your shirt and pull it over your head and close your eyes knowing the worst is about to happen. You feel something slipping down your intestine and it burns. It slips out your ass hole with a loud fart but only a little came out, you know this will take a long time because you consumed 3 large bowls of hot chili. After a minute your stomach hurts and your ass burns, your face is red and you are moaning. Another loud fart, and a long snake shaped poo slips out of your ass, its long and it folds in rings on the bottom of the toilet. The pain is so intense that you lean to the left, then right of the toilet seat.
You guys like this story? Azerath inspired me.
