I might be pulling numbers out of thin air (But then again, isn't that what politics is, or is that statistics?)
Neither. You don't make up numbers when you're doing statistics. Politics is the setting of policies, the solution of conflict through dialogue, political beliefs, and the campaigning for aforementioned policies and beliefs.
Also, he has screwed over generations to come by spending the most anyone has ever spent in the history of the US, raising the national debt to a ludicrous amount.
Ever heard of Franklin Delano Roosevelt? Keynesian economics work, so he's doing exactly the right thing at the moment.
but I'm pretty sure Obama has put more money into the "war" with Iraq than Bush ever did.
You'd be wrong, actually. He's scaled back spending on Iraq, and America is going to be out of Iraq by next August. So even if he is spending more right now, which he isn't, in the long term it will be far less money than what the Bush administration spent.
but he's doing things in a tongue-in-cheek manor.
What's particularly witty about his administration?