A Red Spy's life.

[Justin K.]

9:00 Backstabs ever employee of nintendo and begins to play TF2

[Ad Bot]

[kiwibear]

9:05, All of Blu's base are belong to Red spy

[block dude]

9:10

Red spy thinks he's BLU spy

[Justin K.]

9:15  Notices he is just in disguise

[Moppy]

9:30 After long pondering, the redspy does what he does best. SAPPIN'  THE COUNTDOWN.

[Justin K.]

9:31 Round ends

[Moppy]

9:32 Player's computer blows up for no apparent reason. the only thing that happens to be next to the computer is apple cider that in no way spilled on the computer. (old thread reference)

[Justin K.]

9:35 Buys a kick-ass computer

[Goron]

9:36

It explodes.

[Tremrist]

9:37 Player's face is raped by the force of the explosion :c

[lolzorz mcgee]

9:37:04  Player exclaims, "FFFFFUUUUUUUUU-"

[Justin K.]

9:50 Player decides to never play the computer again.

[lolzorz mcgee]

10:00  Player decides he'll get the Xbox360/PS3 version.

[Goron]

10:01 360/PS3 explodes.

[lolzorz mcgee]

10:01:20  Player decides to become a spy himself.