A Red Spy's life.

[Sir CHEEZBURGER]

6:06: Spy rolls the die and gets noclip, but accidentally gets stuck outside the map.

[Ad Bot]

[Justin K.]

Gets perma banned for exploiting the map

[Deep2]

6:06 Red spy uses HAX to re-join the server.
6:07 Red spy spawns.
6:08 Red spy gets raped by a heavy with Ubercharge near the spawn.

[diode34]

6:06 Red spy uses HAX to re-join the server.
6:07 Red spy spawns.
6:08 Red spy gets raped by a heavy with Ubercharge near the spawn.

The admin finds out he's hacking so he bans him from the server

[Klax]

The admin finds out he's hacking so he bans him from the server

He could use the same hax to get back in....

6:09 Red spy takes a pee

[wombo]

6:10 Spy farts in the medics face.

[Deep2]

6:11 Blue medic fires The Blutsager in Red spy's ass.
6:11:01 Red spy dies.
6:11:02 Red spy respawns.
6:12 Red spy rage quits because he'll never be able to sit down again.

[ultimamax]

6:14: Red spy finds a decent server and joins.

[Justin K.]

6:15 Red Spy gets auto switched to Blu

[Deep2]

6:16 Red spy pays $20 and gets auto switch immunity and switches back to red.

[Justin K.]

6:16 Red spy pays $20 and gets auto switch immunity and switches back to red.

6:45 Red Spy buys Valve

[lolzorz mcgee]

6:46 Red spy remembers he can't program, so he hires engineer to do that for him.

[Justin K.]

6:46 Red spy remembers he can't program, so he hires engineer to do that for him.

6:50 Red Spy sells valve to Nintendo

[block dude]

6:51 He regrets his decision and doesnt know what to do

/sadfaec

[lolzorz mcgee]

7:00 Red spy goes to Nintendo, planning on killing the president of Nintendo (forgot his name. :<), disguise as him, and then give valve up for grabs.  Soon after, he would call it for himself.