Hat [Story]

[Spockticus]

Ah.
Well, whatever it was, it was smexy. I am allowed to use that word, right?

I use Smexy a stuffload.

[Ad Bot]

[WhatevaGuy]

I use Smexy a stuffload.

Yeah, but you're awesome.

[Spockticus]

Yeah, but you're awesome.

"Hello, would you like some ego pie?"

[WhatevaGuy]

"Hello, would you like some ego pie?"

"No thanks, I prefer self-esteem cake."
...
"And love." Possibly With Megan Fox.

[oromis]

lol Megan Fox flavored vagina can :D

[WhatevaGuy]

lol Megan Fox flavored vagina can :D

You just ruined it. Thanks a lot.

She needs to appear in more movies. Preferably without clothes.

Don't worry, I'm not really this perverted. It's just a joke.

[Regulith]

[MtnDew]

[masterockets]

It's basically this man who dies in a store encounters Death, and Death is wearing a hat not a robe or anything.

He sees death...NAKED...bones and all?

[Fjeld]

Naked death with a entrepreneur  hat?

forget yes

[Wizard]

Win.

[Big Brother]

yaystory

[WhatevaGuy]

Don't try to tell me you don't want that, Reggy. You know you do.

yaystory

/agree.

Why did this go into Off Topic?

[Aurion]

That was really cool. :D

[NickTheSushi]

I can't believe Badspot moved this out of creativity. I loved it.