Post your jokes :D

[Makingblah]

My one is here

There were 2 whales in the sea.
Whale1: Hey hey, I see a boat over there, lets go underneath it and blow out our blow holes to knock it over!

Whale2: Hay Hay, ok, lets blow it over!

So the whales proceed to the boat, and blow out their blow holes underneth the boat and the boat tips over and all the sailors fall out.

Whale1: Hey hey, lets eat all the sailors!

Whale2: Hay hay, no way, I might be up for the occasional blow-job, but I'm not eating any seamen.

:D

[Ad Bot]

[Kapturrith]

I've got a great one. What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

A woman.

[Rughugger]

Why was the strawberry crying?
Because he heard his mother was in a jam.
Budum ching
?????
Profit

[.::Taboo::.]

I've got a great one. What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

A woman.

Not at all, boobs are useful.

[DracoSoul]

What's the difference bewteen a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

[WhatevaGuy]

How do you get a thousand babies into a phonebooth?
A blender.

How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.

[Captain Crazy]

How do you get a thousand babies into a phonebooth?
A blender.

How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.

How much babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Badum-tish

[Daenth]

This is a tribal joke my friend made, I'm not tribal, but I do find a bit o humor in this...
Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?
Because they go niii-niig-niiii!

[Thorax]

What's worse than 10 babies in a dumpster.
One baby in 10 dumpsters.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of gravel.
You can't move gravel with a pitchfork.

[Daenth]

Hmm... no yo mama jokes yet. Let me start it.

Yo mama so fat, that when she went to walk on the beach the whales started singing... "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!".

[Thorax]

Hmm... no yo mama jokes yet. Let me start it.

Yo mama so fat, that when she went to walk on the beach the whales started singing... "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!".

Yo mama got boring 3 years ago.

[Grumpy]

yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out.

[Rughugger]

This is a tribal joke my friend made, I'm not tribal, but I do find a bit o humor in this...
Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?
Because they go niii-niig-niiii!

Your tribal "friend" needs to work on his lack of humorous quality.

[Big Brother]

yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out.

ahaha

[General Nick]

monday monday monday my monday monday.