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I often can't sleep due to it being too warm in my room.
By too warm, I mean sometimes 90-100 degrees ferenheit, I kid you not.
Only at night.

I often can't sleep due to it being too warm in my room.
By too warm, I mean sometimes 90-100 degrees ferenheit, I kid you not.
Only at night.
i almost read that wrong
i thought you um semen'd alot and it got warmer

i almost read that wrong
i thought you um semen'd alot and it got warmer
...

I had trouble sleeping last night because of my messed up sheets D:

Heres my method to sleep.
1. Think of girls
2. fap
3. fap
4. fap
6. fap
7. fap
8. fap
9. wait a bit, try to sleep, if fails go straight to step 15
10. fap
11. fap
12. fap (sore richard now)
13. fap
14. fap
15. You should now be asleep.

Heres my method to sleep.
1. Think of guys
2.pretend to fap
3.try to fap
4.fail more
5. sad
6.try to fap
7.think of fapping
8.pretend to fap
9.You should now be asleep.
Fix'd for you

This was my problem Sunday morning. I say morning because I didn't get off of work until 3am. But I had that same effect. Lying in many different positions, trying different stimuli or lack of stimuli and whenever I actually fell asleep, I always thought "Alright! I'm asleep!" and wake up. Get mad at myself for waking me up and repeat the rest of the 6 hours I tried to sleep. Probably had 2 hours of actual sleep.

Fix'd for you
Are you a loving Homo? I think of women, you dipstuff. Go rape yourself, you're not cool.



I lay on me stomach with my head facing the room

I get in a comfortable position and dont move until i get warm, then i misticly fall asleep

A couple of years ago i took 2 hours of laying there to fall asleep every day