Funny things that happened to you in TDMs or DMs

[Joker Card]

I teamed up with the host and  he gave me a bank and criminal record thing in my buissiness tower. He then eventually gave me admin and my tower was pwnsome. It overlooked most of the town and with the click of a button, my window was gone and I was able to snipe any unfortunante victim.[btw, it was Mr. Slayzers server(aka pixl)]

[Ad Bot]

[ultimamax]

Think of this:
Four snipers, three rocket-wielders, and me sprinting across the street like a madman with a flag. I made it. :3

[Skyra]

Think of this:
Four snipers, three rocket-wielders, and me sprinting across the street like a madman with a flag. I made it. :3

Lots of luck. Anyway ever seen a boat in a brick? Well you have now.
Note: Do not let stinagen drive a boat for some time.

[bounty hunta]

don't anyone got a fairly long and funny storry mine was the longest
eh anyways i got another story
Ok so i was playing a TDM and i was a heavy(my choice of awsomeness for that specific TDM) so there was a wall between the two bases with 3 doors. most people go into the middle door, so i went in, chucked a bomb and ran like heck. it turned out i killed like 2 people from my side and 1 person from the opposing team(friendly fire was on). so then i was on my way back to the base when i look up and a barrage of like 20 He-grenades are raining from the sky onto me and Wupam i was dogging the explosions left and right. it was an epic moment and the timescale was .2 so while im running im getting shot at by heavies, scouts, medics, spy's..... exd. and my team was outnumbered 10-3 well luckily i had 1 final He-grenade and made it memerable. i chuked it, took out my minigun and fired for dear life. i killed about 6 people by gun and 2 people by the bomb so i was pretty happy. but then a guy got a clean headshot at me with a charged sniper bullet and i also got blown up becuase the sniper bullet stopped me dead in my tracks.
and thats my story of how i dodged like 19 grenade explosion and almost every bullet of death

[Moriarty]

Of COURSE you did.

[Skyra]

This was in a DM server. Small are but nice detail volcano. Anyway you had 1 life. Well I died but a threw a pipebomb right after he killed me and killed the guy that killed me. Same thing for 2 other people. I said it was "magic".

[Leafsoo7]

i got killed by a flying jeep... it was Pandan's jeep cannon

[Orthone]

I'm working on my DM with bots, thanks to Amades bots 1.1, and I had two bots fight eachother while I shot with my sniper from afar. They jumped on top of eachother and swung clubs at the air. Lol

[lordician]

Testing my Ai_TF2.
Then all of sudden my pyro seemed to do a spycheck.
He was like firing his flamethrower around him whole the time..
Seriously, sometimes the pyro Ai seems to know what he is supposed to be... :P
Also, my spy backstabbed me. D:

[Leafsoo7]

Testing my Ai_TF2.
Then all of sudden my pyro seemed to do a spycheck.
He was like firing his flamethrower around him whole the time..
Seriously, sometimes the pyro Ai seems to know what he is supposed to be... :P
Also, my spy backstabbed me. D:

if the pyro spy checks for no reason that means he was violated as a kid

[lordician]

if the pyro spy checks for no reason that means he was violated as a kid

D'aw....

[Hired gun]

don't anyone got a fairly long and funny storry mine was the longest
eh anyways i got another story
Ok so i was playing a TDM and i was a heavy(my choice of awsomeness for that specific TDM) so there was a wall between the two bases with 3 doors. most people go into the middle door, so i went in, chucked a bomb and ran like heck. it turned out i killed like 2 people from my side and 1 person from the opposing team(friendly fire was on). so then i was on my way back to the base when i look up and a barrage of like 20 He-grenades are raining from the sky onto me and Wupam i was dogging the explosions left and right. it was an epic moment and the timescale was .2 so while im running im getting shot at by heavies, scouts, medics, spy's..... exd. and my team was outnumbered 10-3 well luckily i had 1 final He-grenade and made it memerable. i chuked it, took out my minigun and fired for dear life. i killed about 6 people by gun and 2 people by the bomb so i was pretty happy. but then a guy got a clean headshot at me with a charged sniper bullet and i also got blown up becuase the sniper bullet stopped me dead in my tracks.
and thats my story of how i dodged like 19 grenade explosion and almost every bullet of death

Lies. Grenades are harder to dodge at a slow speed. Also, if 19 were coming at you, you'd be dead. I expect you are trainman1 because you tell ridiculously impossible stories, and do not use periods. Good day to you, trainman1.

[Space Guy]

Post funny things that have happened to you in DMs or TDMs. Post a picture if you have one.


I was in a TDM last night, Assassins vs Knights. I had just snuck into a cottage, when my teammate comes running in, then gets shot in the ass by a knight with the huntsman. Then the knight comes in, trying to kill him, but ignoring me. I just stand there, thinking what to do, then I pull out my Kukuri and slashed his ass good. His dead body flew across the room, then yelled hacks at me for "RepACiNg THe machetEe PRojecTile Wit A rocKET." Is this guy handicapped? I have no clue how to do that, and is that even possible?

You can't do that to the Kukri, unless you want it to explode and instantly kill you at the same time.

[Skyra]

One time I nailed a guy with armyunit's pie killed him and won a DM.

[Skyler97]

I pwn badspot!