Animal crossing?
forget THAT!
REAL MEN PLAY MANIMAL CROSSING: MILD-MANNERED MASSACRE!
It's as tough as year old beef jerky!
It was developed by zombie ninjas in an ancient forest of BLOOD.
SCREW BUTTERFLY NETS, WE GOT HARPOOOOONS!
USE AXES THE RIGHT WAY! BETTER WATCH OUT, TOM NOOK.
Guranyeed to make your snake 5 inches longer!
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