Page 315 get.
I hereby claim Page 315 under the name of Lλrs Coolbro².
I am now your King.
You must listen to all my commands for 14 posts.
Unless I claim the next page.

Anyway:
Skip: Go suck something you lesbian. That's an order.
Krystal: Give me a mocha latte.
Darth: Go be Darth.