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Robots can't have emotions because if they did, they would want to reproduce.
lol@gaycavestoryfanfic
[WKH] Sue: So when did this Krystal chick show upKrystalWins: in Adventures[WKH] Sue: what adventureKrystalWins: the game, entitled "Star Fox Adventures"[WKH] Sue: wat[WKH] Sue: plot?KrystalWins: sucks lol[WKH] Sue: uhhhKrystalWins: cause it was some Rare game that nintendo got them to change into starfoxKrystalWins: basicallyKrystalWins: fox and his bros are like, sittin around with no workKrystalWins: then pepper gives them a mission to save a planet of loving DINOSAURS[WKH] Sue: ...KrystalWins: Yeah.KrystalWins: so they do that, something about like, the planet is falling apart or somethingKrystalWins: meanwhile krystal fails at combat and gets trapped in a crystal made out of irony.[WKH] Sue: irony[WKH] Sue: whatKrystalWins: she's krystal, and she gets trapped in a crystal.[WKH] Sue: oh[WKH] Sue: derpKrystalWins: anywaKrystalWins: yKrystalWins: so fox does whatever the hell he had to do[WKH] Sue: fapKrystalWins: and he like, makes it very clear that he's just in it for the money, lolKrystalWins: anyway[WKH] Sue: mercsKrystalWins: then some giant loving spirit guy tells him about krystal being trapped or something[WKH] Sue: free love!KrystalWins: and he bawwws out and decides to stick around to save the planet even more than he already did.[WKH] Sue: "forget money I need me a woman"KrystalWins: and krystal, too.KrystalWins: she also needs saving.KrystalWins: and yeah, fox needed a woman, he'd been in a sausagefest too long.KrystalWins: anyway[WKH] Sue: "living on a ship with men isn't the most entertaining place"[WKH] Sue: "not counting slippy because who knows what the forget it is"KrystalWins: So he does all of this stuff, collecting these like little spirit dudesKrystalWins: and he brings them to the temple where krystal is, and each time he probably looks up her loin cloth lolKrystalWins: cause her crystal is like well above him[WKH] Sue: .. :uKrystalWins: oh, and the first time he saw her, he was all like :O[WKH] Sue: :O![WKH] Sue: A woman!KrystalWins: and there was lovey saxophone music playingKrystalWins: lol[WKH] Sue: A female fox who's totally not like me in any way and not a cheap attempt at feeding furcigarettes and getting me a love interestKrystalWins: and he was probably gonna start fapping but then Peppy was like FAWKS OMG LET'S GO GRANDMA[WKH] Sue: Gosh Rare, you're so clever[WKH] Sue: knot the time to fap[WKH] Sue: did u see what I did tharKrystalWins: and he's like FINE JEEZKrystalWins: and I was gonna find a pic of Snake saying fine jeez but due to these viruses that I'm erradicating my internets are very slowKrystalWins: anywayKrystalWins: so he finally gets all the ghosties[WKH] Sue: spookayKrystalWins: http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee76/macattack900/FineJeez.jpgKrystalWins: and then likeKrystalWins: omgKrystalWins: krystal's gonna fall down the pitKrystalWins: but thenKrystalWins: he catches her and we're all good.[WKH] Sue: giant snakeKrystalWins: oh by the way you don't get to use guns in this game.KrystalWins: lol, forgot to mention that.KrystalWins: you get like a magical staff.[WKH] Sue: whatKrystalWins: yeah.[WKH] Sue: what is this[WKH] Sue: Star Fox was always in those pusillanimous individual starfighters[WKH] Sue: Or that damn ground tankKrystalWins: krystal is a loving butterfingers in the beginning and drops her staff off of her pteredactyl.KrystalWins: who does that.[WKH] Sue: Krystal does thatKrystalWins: and somehow, it lands like right by where Fox landed his arwing.KrystalWins: WHAT A COINCIDENCE.[WKH] Sue: JUST BY CHANCEKrystalWins: so he gets that.KrystalWins: anyway, back to the present[WKH] Sue: knot a staffKrystalWins: he like catches her, with the staff of course[WKH] Sue: knot a good time to fallKrystalWins: and they LOCK EYES[WKH] Sue: knot a cheap romance[WKH] Sue: knot an erectionKrystalWins: but then Fox is like, lol nvm and just helps her upKrystalWins: and then she bitches out and takes her staff back and fox is allKrystalWins: WOW NICE THANKS, BITCH[WKH] Sue: knot a boner killerKrystalWins: yeah, he got roosterblockedKrystalWins: But then...KrystalWins: It turns out...KrystalWins: that the Krazoa Gods who were helping you the whole time...KrystalWins: it was actually...KrystalWins: ANDROSS!!!KrystalWins: WHAT A TWIST![WKH] Sue: wat[WKH] Sue: I blew up his brain[WKH] Sue: what is thisKrystalWins: yeah, he trapped krystal so that he could use her to channel the spirits and revive himself.KrystalWins: he has skills like that.KrystalWins: and then Krystal is just like, shooting at him blindly in the air as he flies awayKrystalWins: And Fox like, totally coulda done her right there in the rain on the temple rooftop,KrystalWins: BUT BEING FOXKrystalWins: HE HAD TO BE ALL VIRTUOUSKrystalWins: and go to his arwing to kill andross.KrystalWins: Oh also Star Wolf is never mentioned once in this game.KrystalWins: And falco is gone for some raisin.KrystalWins: BUT THENKrystalWins: IN THE LAST FIGHTKrystalWins: FALCO COMES BACK OMGKrystalWins: and he throws bombs at andross or somethingKrystalWins: and then you kill himKrystalWins: and then you're back on the ship[WKH] Sue: loveKrystalWins: and they're all like we did it :DKrystalWins: and then falco comes on being a douche and he's like, yo wussup, can I rejoin teem noa?KrystalWins: and fox is likeKrystalWins: ......d'aawwwokaaaayyyy...[WKH] Sue: knot a good time falco[WKH] Sue: I was knot trying to get laidKrystalWins: no krystal isn't there yet.[WKH] Sue: man loveKrystalWins: cause fox just like, blew his one chance at getting some pusillanimous individual and now he's gotta be gay forever.KrystalWins: but then krystal comes back too.KrystalWins: and she's on the ship and thanks him and stuff.KrystalWins: and then they make love references by ROB saying that Fox's temperature is rising.[WKH] Sue: knot now robKrystalWins: and his rooster is rising.KrystalWins: but he doesn't say that part.KrystalWins: he just kept that to himself.[WKH] Sue: did they pull a disneyKrystalWins: wat?[WKH] Sue: like a bulge[WKH] Sue: disney made a movie where a priest had an erection[WKH] Sue: for like 1 frameKrystalWins: oh yeah, lolKrystalWins: disney is funny like thatKrystalWins: and no[WKH] Sue: what is thisKrystalWins: but fox's outfit in that game does look like he has a bulge, lol[WKH] Sue: japanese[WKH] Sue: I'm looking at this game's intro[WKH] Sue: What is this bitch japaneseKrystalWins: i'm not done yet.KrystalWins: and thenKrystalWins: Slippy is all gay[WKH] Sue: hotKrystalWins: and then Fox is like, yeah, I'm gonna be okay, cause I have pusillanimous individual and you guys don't.KrystalWins: and then the game ends right before the love scene.KrystalWins: And that's Star Fox Adventures in a nutshell.[WKH] Sue: lol.
I hate myself for bad timing.
night fox gives good lewinskys:v
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