Off topic, but:
Have you guys seen the comedian Dane Cook? He had a part about an Atheist who sneezed on the subway next to him. Went like this:
"I was on the subway today, and this guy sits down next to me. After a while riding, he sneezes, in my direction, very loudly. I turned to him and said 'God bless you', you know, not in a mean way, but not very nice. He then tells me he's an Atheist, and gets all pissy about God's existence. What was I supposed to say; 'Oh, hey, we're all going to die'? So, we get in to this big argument and he asks me where I go when I die. I responded with 'Well, I'm hoping to go to heaven, and see the rest of my family, and be very happy', and asked him where he goes when he dies. He says that he'll be a beautiful tree, and he got off. You know what I hope happens to him? I hope some big, fat, sweaty guy with an axe comes along and *Schwick, schwick, schwick!* cuts him down. Then, he'll be taken to the sawmill, cut into even SMALLER peices, and turned into paper. Then, somebody will print the loving Bible on him!"
Yeah, that's it. Sorry about the "loss", bitch. It's not the kind of thing you lie about.
