Legally changing your name in real life.

[Robo Noob]

Guido.

You're part Goomba too you polak-pattie-brit monday

[Ad Bot]

[pixl]

My stepsister has an apostrephe in her name

[A.R.C.]

Jordan.

GET ME SUM FRIED CHEEKEN AND WADDA MELONS

You're part Goomba too you polak-pattie-brit monday

I don't look Italian, and I barely see that side of the family. They look like the loving mob D:

[Camera]

You're a friend, lol.

I mean for 1, how does a name even sound dorky unless you're like "Yorkshire Stellhamsworthingstienem"

2. Why would you change it to your internet alias? I would make mine something funny like "Yordik C. Normuss"
Sup, polak?

Well whatever, I said I'll consider something else.

[A.R.C.]

Well whatever, I said I'll consider something else.

Post your loving name bro.

[Regulith]

GET ME SUM FRIED CHEEKEN AND WADDA MELONS

[A.R.C.]

Y'all just hate me cause I'm black.

[Regulith]

Y'all just hate me cause I'm black.

No I don't >:(

[Robo Noob]

GET ME SUM FRIED CHEEKEN AND WADDA MELONS

[A.R.C.]

Y'ALL MAD IG-NANT

[Robo Noob]

Y'ALL MAD IG-NANT

same second post ftw

[A.R.C.]

You're 15? You look 13 :x

[Robo Noob]

Smile makes me look 11 

(also like a ghost-cracker whos red)

[A.R.C.]

Now you look like angst-y 11 year old.

[DrMobius]

Change it to Dixie Normous or Mike Litoris