I'm really sorry to richardslap you like this, but tough titties. We all think our names are stuffty. I think mine sounds lovey if said with the right accent, but the obvious word/sick joke comes to mind when said. Ironically, almost all of my shirt wardrobe is made up of Polo shirts. When I go out to public pools, my name gets called, and I look around to see who was calling my name, only to realize that people were playing a game, so I have to play it cool and act as if it didn't happen.
Holy stuff.
