Badspot Quotes

[Cody574]

 

I would've bumped Niliscro's old Badspot quotes thread, but its too old to reply. :/

Anyway, Badspot's a funny person, and about half of his posts here are priceless. Go ahead and post them here.

One of my personal favourites was...

how do you give yourself trust

You don't.  Just download the updated duplicator you loving mung.

Also, for the past hour or so, since I had nothing better to do, I managed to search through around 150 pages of his posts and filter the good quotes into a text file that is currently at 20 KB. I'll upload it when I finish with it.

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[oht]

This will be good

[Regulith]

Here you go, basically a dump of my quote file:

You are a friend

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Wtf are you talking about.  I cannot decode this post. 

Also in the future try to make your topic title less handicapped so you can get help instead of just being instantly banned.

My error with love: 404 not found

:(

Another mystery solved by detective Badspot.

Stop trying to interpret what this guy is saying.  He is literally handicapped.  His brain does not work in the same way that yours does.  His speech cannot be decoded because it was not encoded properly. 

What.  What the forget does this even mean?  Do you even look at the screen while typing? 

If you take a dump in a movie theater, you get thrown out. 

[To Mr. T_T, formerly ttttttttt, asking for a name change] There I changed it and even made you an avatar.  Now it has a theme.  You are now cooler than almost everyone on the forum.

You are a dumbass.

Turds float I guess.

You installed Blockland to C:\Windows\System32?

What.


Why do people do this?  How could you possibly be the same species as me?

For the love of god.  Stop posting ambiguous topics people.  I don't care if you are potential customers, I can't tolerate this stuff anymore.

Oh no! 2 morons posted on a forum with ~2500 active members!  The sky is falling!

Take off the rose-tinted nostalgia glasses. 

[Rughugger]

Ya know, if we want to see Badspot's quotes, we'll go to his post listings and read them. No need to spam them once again on the forums.

[Godik7]

You are also an idiot. 

- This one was directed at me. :D

This one is my favorite

Fuel for the fire:

The web backend of roblox is very impressive but the in-game experience is complete stuff.  It boggles my mind how bad it is.  Moving around is completely broken - it's jerky, there's no interpolation, you penetrate walls when you run into them, you penetrate the floor when you jump, there is no client side prediction of collision.  Shooting is a complete joke - I have literally never seen a shooting mechanic that is worse.  The camera goes through walls, gets stuck, jerks around.  You can die mysteriously when walking down stairs or jumping into the ceiling.  Every build is floating so you often are flung off of the world and fall forever.  The character animation and gui look like what you would make in 5 minutes to debug something.  With 1000 blocks loaded, i get ~50 fps on my super computer - in Blockland I get like 950+.  The whole thing is like a student project that has gone out of control. 

Roblox only thrives because it aggressively markets to children who have never played a real game before and thus do not realize how broken everything is.  Some of those children happen to be the rare combination of mentally ill and rich, so they pay the $300.  Anyone who has played quake, tribes, battlefield*, TF2, HL2, or any real game on the pc simply cannot tolerate how bad roblox is.

Roblox is a financially successful community site and I respect it for that, but it is simply not in the same league as Blockland in terms of gameplay. 

[Regulith]

I'm trying to make something in my current build where a sound is looped through relays, while a few lines of text are shown on the screen. Whenever I enable the relay events, the other events don't happen, mainly my CenterPrint. Is this supposed to happen? If so, is there a way around it? I tried routing the relays to another brick and it didn't work.

Post your save file and I will tell you how dumb you are what is wrong.

 

Ya know, if we want to see Badspot's quotes, we'll go to his post listings and read them. No need to spam them once again on the forums.

You're probably right.

But I'm a rebel >:O

[Maor]

Someone get the one about the coal shoveling dad.

[deadfall07]

Here is the thread.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=75203.msg1280524#msg1280524

[Isjix]

Side note: This whole situation provides more evidence for my theory that anyone under the age of 19 who likes sonic the hedgehog has suffered some kind of brain damage.

[Nicole]

You are a loving handicap.  I am giving you a week off from the forums to work on your reading comprehension skills. 

[Regulith]

Here is the thread.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=75203.msg1280524#msg1280524

Relinked it

I don't know how to say this without being rude, so I'm just going to be rude.  Your dad shovels coal for a living and I am a goddamn professional computer programmer.  I know more about this subject than your dad.  Port forwarding, if done correctly, is completely safe.

[quote author=Badspot link=topic=75203.msg1280524#msg1280524 date=1246864812]
I don't know how to say this without being rude, so I'm just going to be rude.  Your dad shovels coal for a living and I am a goddamn professional computer programmer.  I know more about this subject than your dad.  Port forwarding, if done correctly, is completely safe.
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[Tingalz]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=2;sa=showPosts

[Cody574]

Haha, that was directed at me. XD

Attached is my quote file. It's 25KB.

[SuperToxic]

Thread's purpose destroyed due to the above post's attachment

[Caution]

You can look at most anyone's signature for one of his quotes.