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Author Topic: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck [Gigapause]  (Read 613672 times)


A couple weeks ago, when I was in Philly, I passed by some Homestuck cosplayers

AAAAAAAAH IT'S A LITTLE LORD ENGLISH
KILL IT

I started predicting that within the conversation, but he had to post the image in the same update and not let me post it.
Oh well still nice.

But now the speculation:
our friend UU is infact the evil lord english herself, and whether split personality or what, the fact that she speaks britishly cannot be ignored

calamasis will be the alter ego's name and he will actually be the good guy but i could be wrong

also also, if I am wrong and lord english is the brother, lord english's ingame title is lord, making him a lord of time, also explaining all his time stuff he can do.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 12:55:04 PM by Ladios »

wow so two new classes are introduced

muse and whatever UU's class will be but it'll probably be a new one

I started predicting that within the conversation, but he had to post the image in the same update and not let me post it.
Oh well still nice.

But now the speculation:
our friend UU is infact the evil lord english herself, and whether split personality or what, the fact that she speaks britishly cannot be ignored

calamasis will be the alter ego's name and he will actually be the good guy but i could be wrong

also also, if I am wrong and lord english is the brother, lord english's ingame title is lord, making him a lord of time, also explaining all his time stuff he can do.
I still have a strong feeling that Uranian Um... Calliope... I guess? is to Lord English what Undying Umbrage is to the Horrorterrors, which is kinda supported when Calliope (Man this is gonna be a pain to get used to) described her brother's interest in games with the word "Horror." The rivalry between Skipper Plumbthroat and the Squiddles pretty well indicates opposition between Lord English and the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors, which matches the relationship between Calliope and uu. I don't think the name will be Calamasis because that has nine letters, and I suspect that being related, her brother's would match her eight, as is the pattern with names in the story.

yoooooooo
what the fuuuuuuuuck


I still have a strong feeling that Uranian Um... Calliope... I guess? is to Lord English what Undying Umbrage is to the Horrorterrors, which is kinda supported when Calliope (Man this is gonna be a pain to get used to) described her brother's interest in games with the word "Horror." The rivalry between Skipper Plumbthroat and the Squiddles pretty well indicates opposition between Lord English and the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors, which matches the relationship between Calliope and uu. I don't think the name will be Calamasis because that has nine letters, and I suspect that being related, her brother's would match her eight, as is the pattern with names in the story.
what no nonono what no
what i dont understand where you're getting UU being horror terrors from but gah sorry but thats just a really really stupid theory :/

uu is a race of aliens known as cherub
reading this http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Cherub it says the color of the spirals on their cheeks corresponds to the color of their blood

uu has lime green blood so she has lime green spirals
we know UU has candy red blood... guess who has candy red spirals?
Lord English

and then i saw this http://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/v6i7e/on_the_subject_of_complaceny_of_the_learned/
this person has a pretty good theory i think
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We know that there have been parallels between its contents and the events that have transpired between uranianUmbra/Calliope and undyingUmbrage/her unnamed counterpart (whom she referred to as her "brother").
We also know that Roxy's mother - who wrote Complacency of the Learned - intended it as allegory for what had happened on Earth.
Now, this is probably just my lack of sleep talking here (I have been working some really odd shifts the past couple of days), but... what if Rose got the inspiration for CotL because she had been in contact with a future version of undyingUmbrage?
I know this sounds like a wild-ass theory, but hear me out.
Remember how Zazzerpan defeated Calmasis in a game of chess, and how Calliope's "brother" pulled off a similar feat by disguising his king as his queen and vice versa?
Furthermore... there's the name of Zazzerpan's opponent, Calmasis. This could very well be a deliberately-elided reference to Calliope:
"Calliope, my 'sister'"
"Cal, my 'sis'"
Calmasis

i personally think UU is going to turn out to be LE or something having to do with him yada yada considering they seem to be the same race of aliens
also we know UU's class is that of Time
and we have two new master classes that can appear in sburb: Muse and what better than Lord

Muse of Space and Lord of Time- Lord Enlgish
that's how LE can do all his spacey time bullstuff and be everywhere always forever as Jetz said
« Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 04:36:40 PM by Kira100000 »

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TG: well ty for finally confiding in me calilope
TG: *calliope sorrey
CALILOPE

« Last Edit: June 18, 2012, 04:43:14 AM by Moriarty »

what no nonono what no
what i dont understand where you're getting UU being horror terrors from but gah sorry but thats just a really really stupid theory :/
I've actually been going on about that that quite a bit. The Squiddles are the symbolism of the Horrorterrors. They have an arch enemy, Skipper Plumbthroat, who even Andrew himself has implied is a possible connection to Lord English. Thus, my theory is that Lord English opposes the Horrorterrors. The Lord English symbolism is pretty heavy on Calliope, so I assume undying umbrage represents the Horrorterrors much the same.  This conversation supports my theory, I think:
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UU: his passion for games transcends any hUman Understanding of love.
UU: for yoU to Understand it woUld be to fUlly comprehend the meaning of...
UU: how to pUt it.
GG: Um.
GG: Beauty?
UU: horror.

No new page for two days..
ANIMATION INCOMING BROS

No new page for two days..
ANIMATION INCOMING BROS
Well, we got three more characters soon to enter, one of which is making their entry item right now.

Heh, these are pretty neat. :3

Also page 420 yas.