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Author Topic: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck [Gigapause]  (Read 632231 times)


HORSARONI I CHOOSE YOU


Seriously.


I think Terezi isn't that good at simple logic.

The world is about to end anyway, so why not tip the DOOMSDAY SCALE.
That's why the world IS about to end dumpass.

Terezi is more crazy than that one ares girl

Quite honestly this has gotten so complicated to me that it's not fun to read anymore

How is this complicated.
Right now its just exposition to explain how the Trolls managed to forget up their run of the game so badly.

Wow, what.

Tavros loses his genitals because he's got a robo pelvis :C

Doesn't matter. Trolls don't have love anyways.

Imagine what the king and queen are going to look like with 11 alien-monster prototypings...

12 you mean? and at least one of them will be a dragon prototype :D

12 you mean? and at least one of them will be a dragon prototype :D
"All but one of their kernelsprites would be prototyped with a dead lusus, each prior to entering the Medium."

I think one troll is going to self prototype or not prototype at all.

I think one troll is going to self prototype
Terezi already admitted to Dave, she was jealous none of them thought of self-prototyping

Doesn't matter. Trolls don't have love anyways.

Then how are troll babby formed?

Then how are troll babby formed?
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003969

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No young troll ever knows his or her blood parents, nor could such lineage ever be accurately traced. Adult trolls supply their genetic material to the FILIAL PAILS carried by imperial drones and offered to the monstrous MOTHER GRUB deep underground in the brooding caverns. She then combines all the genetic material into one diabolical incestuous slurry, and lays hundreds of thousands of eggs at once.

The eggs hatch into young larval trolls which wriggle about to locate a cozy stalactite from which to spin their cocoons. After they pupate, the young troll with his or her newfound limbs undergoes a series of dangerous trials. If they survive, they are chosen by a member of the diverse and terrifying subterranean monster population native to Alternia. This creature becomes the troll's lusus, and together they surface and choose a location to build a hive. The building process is facilitated by CARPENTER DROIDS left on the planet to cater to the young. But only for building. They're on their own otherwise.

The vast majority of adult trolls are off-planet, serving some role in the forces of ongoing imperial conquest, besieging other star systems in the name of Alternian glory. The culture and civilization on the homeworld is maintained almost entirely by the young.

Trolls sure are weird!