MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck [Gigapause]

[Daedalus]

for the record
you're all doing your chumhandles wrong
the words have to begin with A T G or C
they're the nucleotides of DNA
mine's absoluteGravity

[Ad Bot]

[Moriarty]

we can do it how we want NERD
UU is canon
your argument is invalid

[Kira100000]

we can do it how we want NERD
UU is canon
your argument is invalid

RNA

[Jetlok]

for the record
you're all doing your chumhandles wrong
the words have to begin with A T G or C
they're the nucleotides of DNA
mine's absoluteGravity

they dont have to
thats just for the kids/trolls
hurr durr T~~~~T

[Comatose]

for the record
you're all doing your chumhandles wrong
the words have to begin with A T G or C
they're the nucleotides of DNA
mine's absoluteGravity

Mine is cynicalPhysician.

[IkeTheGeneric]

installing pesterchum

idk what my chumhandle will be tho

[Comatose]

Opened up a memo called 'The cynicalPhysician's Office'.

[Becquerel]

installing pesterchum

idk what my chumhandle will be tho

I cant go on Pesterchum. Twas bant.

[IkeTheGeneric]

ok I'm characteristicWingnut

[Comatose]

Just thought I would share this.

CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCW: oh hello there
CCP: Hello.
CCP: Welcome +o my office.
CCP: Wha+ problem are you having +oday?
CCW: im feeling sort of lavender
CCP: Oh, you are?
CCW: possibly
CCP: I can fix +ha+.
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] takes a syringe and fills it with an unknown liquid. --
CCW: this is slightly chilling
CCW: <but really quick how do you do actions like that>
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] flicks the needle twice. --
CCP: I work fas+.
CCP: And was+e no +ime.
CCW: shiest get away from me you troll quack
CCP: Si+ on +he +able, please.
CCP: I insis+.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] flips out and hides under a desk --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] pulls a pearl-gripped revolver from his coat. --
CCP: Now.
CCP: You are going +o carefully follow my ins+ruc+ions.
CCW: wait
CCW: where did you get that
CCP: I always keep my revolver nearby.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] gestures hand movement towards a sheath --
CCP: Don'+ even +ry.
CCP: Or I'll blow your hand off.
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] roosters the revolver. --
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] moves hand away from sheath --
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] sticks hands up --
CCP: Now.
CCP: You are going +o si+ on +he +able.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] sits down --
CCP: I am going +o injec+ you wi+h a mild chemical.
CCW: why?
CCP: This will no longer make you feel lavender.
CCW: ok. fine.
CCP: Then you may leave.
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] injects characteristicWingnut with the chemical. --
CCP: You should feel +he effec+s in a momen+.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] has a violent reaction to the chemical --
CCP: Oh, I'm sorry!
CCW: (apparently, I wasn't lavender. I was TURQUOISE
CCP: I picked up +he wrong chemical!
CCP: This vial says cyanide, no+ +urquiocise.
CCP: Oh well.
CCW: good thing I've built up natural immunity to cyanide
CCP: Tha+'s good.
CCP: Now.
CCW: wait
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] walks to the office door, and slowly closes it. --
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] holds hand out --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] locks the door. --
CCW: forget
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] draws silver wakazashi --
CCP: You are aware I have a revolver.
CCP: And i+ is loaded and roostered.
CCP: I would no+ advise s+abbing me.
CCW: wakazashi
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] draws the revolver. --
CCW: =
CCW: throwing
CCP: Well +hen.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] quickly throws wakazashi into your revolver arm --
CCP: Dammi+, +ha+ hur+s.
CCP: No ma++er.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] bolts for empty sringe --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] switches hands and fires at characteristicWingnut's leg. --
CCW: shiest!
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] falls over --
CCP: Now, we seem +o be on +he same page.
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] grabs gauze and antiseptic. --
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut's [CCW'S] hand twitches --
CCP: I have +his gauze.
CCP: I can wrap i+ around your wound, or no+.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] shoots a massive fireball from hand --
CCP: In +he case of no+, I will u-
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut, [CCW,] Thane of Fire --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] quickly ducks, and watches as his hair is slightly singed. --
CCP: Hm.
CCP: I suppose I should shoo+ off your hands +oo.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut's [CCW'S] hands are extremely burnt. Should have used an item to shoot a fireball through, huh?! --
CCW: God damn!
CCP: Once again.
CCP: I have +his gauze.
CCW: fine
CCP: One condi+ion.
CCW: what?
CCP: Hand over all your weapons +ha+ you may be concealing for la+er use.
CCW: okay, fine.
CCP: And I will know if you've given me all your weapons.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] pulls out a concealed wand --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] takes and puts into wastebasket. --
CCW: Don't break it, it's a gift for somebody
CCP: Go on.
CCW: that's it
CCP: I'm no+ sure abou+ +ha+.
CCW: except for my..gift of flames
CCP: I'll +rus+ you no+ +o use +ha+.
CCP: Besides.
CCW: It harms me more than you.
CCP: I am +he one wi+h +he revolver.
CCW: I remember this.
CCP: Okay, now.
CCW: yes?
CCP: I will wrap your leg.
CCW: don't try anything smart
CCP: And provide you wi+h cru+ches.
CCW: Thanks.
CCW: I will remind you that not only my hands can shoot fireballs.
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] takes gauze, and wraps characteristicWingnut's leg. --
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] sighs in relief --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] walks to back closet. --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] opens the door, and sample the wares within. --
CCW: you want to know, how I got the curse of lavender in the first place?
CCP: Fromaldahyde, arsenic..
CCP: Ah, cru+ches.
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] grabs the crutches and closes the door. --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] walks over to characteristicWingnut and hands him the crutches. --
CCP: Yes, go on.
CCP: Abou+ +he curse.
CCW: You see, it all started in west virginia.
CCP: Mhm, go on.
CCW: what is now the 'no man's land'
CCP: Yes, of course.
CCW: I was but a simple boy, changed by the hands of skaia
CCW: I emerged as the Thane of Fire.
CCW: After ascending, of course.
CCW: But something went wrong.
CCW: |-|orribly wrong.
CCP: Mus+ have.
CCP: You would be orange.
CCP: No+ lavender.
CCW: The 'lavender curse' is that I cannot use my abilities without such great pain.
CCP: I see.
CCW: I actually do favor the color lavender, as irony beholds.
CCP: Tha+ is indeed ironic.
CCW: Anyways, something went wrong and the laws of everything swallowed me hole.
CCW: For some reason I was then brought here, under false pretenses.
CCW: Your universe.
CCW: The only human to make it this far.
CCP: You're no+ +he only human.
CCW: so I've heard.
CCW: I've been here quite some time.
CCW: When I arrived, I was only thirteen.
CCW: Now I am fifteen, bordering sixteen.
CCP: I see.
CCP: Now, abou+ +he o+her human.
CCW: I came to seek help in order to master my abilities and curb this disease.
CCW: Yes, him.
CCP: He arrived in my office approxima+ely 2 days, 15 hours, and 22 minu+es ago.
CCW: What is his name?
CCP: I am +rying +o recall..
CCP: Hm.
CCP: I believe i+ was.. plas+icHips+er? Yes. Tha+ was i+.
CCW: Could it be 'John', perhaps?
CCW: or him
CCP: And yes, I have seen a 'John'.
CCP: Anyway.
CCW: Well, you may have recieved my chumhandle, but I have not told you my name, have I?
CCP: No.
CCP: You have no+.
CCW: I am from the Dayne clan.
CCP: I see.
CCW: Micheal Dayne, at your humblest service for now.
CCP: Well.
CCW: Born in a small village over north, hails in the western parts of Alternia.
CCP: I see.
CCP: Doc+or Baulk.
CCP: A+ your service.
CCW: Nice to meet you.
CCW: It is a custom of my people to...shake hands whilst greeting eachother.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] holds out hand --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] shakes it. --
CCW: Anyways, another thing.
CCP: You will no+ice, +ha+ I lack any physical fea+ures on my head.
CCW: Your horns.
CCP: Who said I have horns?
CCW: No, I mean they aren't there.
CCW: As you've noticed, I'm not quite 'normal', either.
CCP: Indeed.
CCW: I'm the only one in my clan that has mastered my ability.
CCW: And since Alternia is so good with their magical talents, I have learned much from them.
CCP: You mus+ have missed +he lesson on no+ burning your hands.
CCW: But alas, the curse I recieved.
CCP: True.
CCW: Which brings me to my final question before we part.
CCP: Hm?
CCW: Do you know of a local denizen?
CCP: Local denizen?
CCP: Possibly.
CCP: Describe him.
CCW: "Merkel Doyen"
CCP: Merkel Doyen?
CCW: Yes.
CCP: He depar+ed a number of days back.
CCP: Wi+h no warning.
CCW: Short troll, chubby with distinguishable crumbs on his face
CCW: ah,
CCW: Did he say where to?
CCP: Like I said.
CCP: No warning.
CCP: I woke up one morning.
CCP: Came +o my office.
CCW: Did he say anything at all?
CCP: Found a no+e on my door scrawled in his handwri+ing.
CCP: Only word on i+ was 'leaving',
CCW: Okay, then.
CCW: One last request.
CCW: A vital one.
CCP: Yes.
CCW: my precendings haunt me.
CCP: I see.
CCW: An item from the past keeps my ghosts with passion to return.
CCP: Wha+ would you like me +o do?
CCW: Well, to find a way to dispose without harming such item would render my immediate danger to a halt.
CCW: I need you to hold on to this until I return.
CCP: I will do so.
CCW: I didn't know who I could ask, but since you're an able troll.
CCW: I need to ask of you to keep this stone safe.
CCP: I'll jus+ say +his now.
CCW: Yes?
CCP: I'm no+ a +roll.
CCP: Now, go on.
CCW: Wait.
CCP: Yes?
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] pulls out a beautiful stone, glistening in the light. A heavy emerald-like cut with gold shavings, emitting an eerie hum. --
CCW: Take it, and keep it safe.
CCP: I shall do so.
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] walks towards the door. --
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] takes a safe deposit box from a cabinet, and deposits the stone inside. --
CCP: Le+ me unlock +ha+ for you.
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] sets down the safe deposit box, and walks to the door. --
CCW: If this stone were to fall into the wrong hands..
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] unlocks the door. --
CCW: Just keep it safe..
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] walks out, and leaves. --
CCP: Of course.
-- CURRENT cynicalPhysician [CCP] locks the safe deposit box, and puts it in the back closet. --
-- CURRENT characteristicWingnut [CCW] whispers to self. --
CCW: 'may the signless watch over him.'

[IkeTheGeneric]

'may the signless watch over him'

wowe what kind of STUPID THING WHO WOULD SAY THAT

[Becquerel]

uhh.
hey guys.
whats going on in this...
thread.

[Kira100000]

Make out with all of them.

Edit: Just got my Hero if Time hoodie

... it's too small ;-;
needs to be one size bigger

[Jetlok]

Make out with all of them.

Edit: Just got my Hero if Time hoodie

... it's too small ;-;
needs to be one size bigger

send it to me

[james4115]

obsessed with spider8ite(!!!!!!!!) for reasons im not sure of



oh god why cant i make it stop


also i'm open to any and all hoodie donations(except for the hero of heart one heart is the worst captain planet power)