ManBearn00b, If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid, Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle, When they made you, they broke the mold - and beat the mold maker with the pieces, Have you considered suing your brains for non-support, Waiting for you to say something intelligent is like putting a candle in the window for Jimmy Hoffa, You must be the arithmetic man - you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance, There's two things I really hate about you: your face, You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school, I wish your charm could be bottled--then a cork could be put in it, I hear the only place You are ever invited is outside, People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright, Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma, They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up, So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey, All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you, One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune, You are so old, even your memory is in black and white, Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it, Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you, Is that your nose or did you inhale a cantaloupe, I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass, so I hope this is enough for you. Now pls dia.
