Author Topic: Girlfriends  (Read 13161 times)

This is for people who have, or have had a real-life girlfriend.

I'm happy to say i have a girl, who i love very very very much :)
Her name is Rachel.

If you have any stories to share please do!

Mine takes place at a church youth group i attend, last night...

So me and Rachel are talking when the this perv named Jessie walks up and asks Rachel if she can touch her elbows behind her back.  Now if you know this pervy trick i will know you can't touch your elbows behind you back, but as you try you cant help but thrusting your chest forward.  Rachel fell for it and the perv got what he wanted, and a hit in the face from your truly >:(

But i did get a big hug and kiss from my girl :) yay!

Share your stories!


Sucks for you dude, Rachel rocks my world :)

Haha, I remember some kid in my class did that trick to every girl who had boobs in my grade.
All 3 of them.

Anyways I've yet to find a girl that will take dating seriously and is brighter than a rock.

So me and Rachel are talking when the this perv named Jessie walks up and asks Rachel if she can touch her elbows behind her back.  Now if you know this pervy trick i will know you can't touch your elbows behind you back, but as you try you cant help but thrusting your chest forward.  Rachel fell for it and the perv got what he wanted, and a hit in the face from your truly >:(

I'm sorry but that's actually really funny.

Never had a girlfriend. Every girl in my school's a whore.

Haha, I remember some kid in my class did that trick to every girl who had boobs in my grade.
All 3 of them.

*cracks up again*
« Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 05:29:44 PM by Caution »

Who needs a girlfriend when you have...

VIDEO GAMES




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Me. :/

Haha, I remember some kid in my class did that trick to every girl who had boobs in my grade.
All 3 of them.

Anyways I've yet to find a girl that will take dating seriously and is brighter than a rock.

Quit dating blondes. (Not ALL blonds, but you know what I mean)

Haha, I remember some kid in my class did that trick to every girl who had boobs in my grade.
All 3 of them.


Anyways I've yet to find a girl that will take dating seriously and is brighter than a rock.
That is so fun to do.

We where texting, she found it funny lol and even funnier that i hit him in the face  :cookieMonster:

I'm very lucky to have her, she takes things seriously but she knows when to laugh and have fun :)
She IS blonde... But shes smart :D  And sort of a tomboy....somtimes...oh what the hell shes every thing i want!

And shes frigging hawt haha even though i perfer to use the word:

Beautiful.

We where texting, she found it funny lol and even funnier that i hit him in the face  :cookieMonster:

I'm very lucky to have her, she takes things seriously but she knows when to laugh and have fun :)
She IS blonde... But shes smart :D  And sort of a tomboy....somtimes...oh what the hell shes every thing i want!

And shes frigging hawt haha even though i perfer to use the word:

Beautiful.
They say you should use "beautiful" rather than "lovey" or "hot".

We where texting, she found it funny lol and even funnier that i hit him in the face  :cookieMonster:

I'm very lucky to have her, she takes things seriously but she knows when to laugh and have fun :)
She IS blonde... But shes smart :D  And sort of a tomboy....somtimes...oh what the hell shes every thing i want!

And shes frigging hawt haha even though i perfer to use the word:

Beautiful.
Pics or it's your hand with a wig.

Quit dating blondes. (Not ALL blonds, but you know what I mean)


your an idiot, blonde jokes suck. blondes are just as smart as others there is not as many though since black/brown hair gene is "stronger" than blonde hair gene

« Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 05:37:18 PM by Caution »


Quit dating blondes. (Not ALL blonds, but you know what I mean)
It's not only blonds :|