Chuck Norris-isms

[Dodger]

1. The boogey man checks his closet before he goes to bed for Chuck norris.
2. Chuck norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. A handicapped parking spot is not really for the disabled, but for Chuck Norris and if you park there, you will be handicapped
4. Chuck norris once ate a cake so fast his friends couldnt tell him there was a stripper in there
5. FAMOUS ONE: Chuck norris is so strong that when he does a push up, he doesnt push himself up but pushes earth away from him

I will now hide under my bed because chuck norris will look for me. Post some other Chuck Norris facts.

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[General Nick]

Chuck Norris went to the center of the galaxy and back, to pick up some food from Taco Bell.

[Chrono]

Aye dems chukky jokes are ol' an borin'

[Leafsoo7]

Chuck Norris fought Jesus and won

[-Mike-]

chuck norris jokes are lame

and he is an old actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leafsoo7]

chuck norris jokes are lame

and he is an old actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris fought mike and almost killed him, but mike cried like a baby to live so Chuck stopped

[cupcakescankill]

I will now hide under my bed because chuck norris will look for me. Post some other Chuck Norris facts.

There's no hiding from Chuck Norris

[Leafsoo7]

There's no hiding from Chuck Norris

he's right behind me with a butterfly knife

[Destroyer]

Chuck Norris fought mike and almost killed him, but mike cried like a baby to live so Chuck stopped

Gay.

[Daedalus]

Type in Chuck Norris in Google, and push I'm Feeling Lucky. 

[Unwritten Calender]

Chuck norris's balls are made of steel.

[Private McDoggy]

Chuck Norris jokes are gay

[Cheemo]

Chuck Norris jokes are gay

[Whatisthis]

Once, two guys used gay and Chuck Norris in the same sentence. They both became gay. You know where this is going... hehe....

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