Author Topic: Possible Stalker  (Read 2431 times)

Oh fun--my friend may have a stalker.

Lemme explain, I do cotillion (mock me all you want, but I like to dance). Two days ago was the second time, and the first time my friend's last partner was a man who works there, and got her pretzels from the kitchen. Being the nice friend she is, she gave me the suspicious pretzels. Well, on the second time around, she got him as a partner both times. Keep in mind he works there. Since I had known about this, I was motioning jokes to her (making a stabbing motion when he was tying his shoe, etc.) and every time she laughed he glared at me.

Am I overreacting? Please, say no. My life is so boring.

Oh, and in other news, I may or may not be ending my life by trick-or-treating a suspected kidnappers house. For the same friend.

Discuss.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2009, 11:37:12 AM by WhatevaGuy »


I bet he'll rape her.

Not if I do first!

Ooh, plot-twist; a fourteen year old child rapist. Fun.

i used to carry something i could defend myself with when i went trick or treating, i went to a lot of weird houses.

I did cotillion too.


Waste of money.

Not if I do first!

Ooh, plot-twist; a fourteen year old child rapist. Fun.
Tell her to carry a switchblade on her at all times.
Or a rocket launcher.

Tell her to carry a switchblade on her at all times.
Or a rocket launcher.

Aw, but I wanna be the "lovey" hero.
Damn, I suppose I would just get us both killed.

I did cotillion too.


Waste of money.

Meh, I liked it.

She's gonna get sacrificed and you'll find out she's not a virgin. (movie reference)

Aw, but I wanna be the "lovey" hero.
Damn, I suppose I would just get us both killed.
Then you should just shoot the guy, proceed to have love with her, then get arrested and commit Self Delete in jail.
Tragic hero.

Then you should just shoot the guy, proceed to have love with her, then get arrested and commit Self Delete in jail.
Tragic hero.

Yeah... he's the one who'll get shot.
Right.





I will tell you what happens next time, which will be the confrontation.
Also, if I ever get to the neighborhood with the kidnapper, wish me luck!

I have a plan, I can share it with you guys if you want.