Mad lib

[LaCuckooRacha]

For those who don't know what this is, you simply fill in the blanks with the designated word type (e.g. noun).  I took the liberty of removing the story so it will be a surprise, please know swear words, they wont be taken seriously and it will look bad in the end.
There is nothing wrong with posting them as answers, but I wont use them.
noun  place  noun(pl)  noun(pl)  verb(past tense)  noun  place  action(past tense)
(by action I mean killed, treated, helped etc.)

An example answer to this would be banana sewer slippers goggles slipped frog observatory killed.

I wasn't sure whether to put this here or off-topic, but since I want your answers, I put it here.

[Ad Bot]

[.::Taboo::.]

Matt  Chicago  Little Boys  Inconspicuous Black Trucks  Touched  Toy  Naughty Place  C:<

Work with it :D

[masterockets]

Hammer  Roof  Bottles Chickens Taken keyboard  Internet  /RageQuit

[LaCuckooRacha]

One hammer I was walking to the roof.  I picked up some bottles and some chickens.  On my way back, I took in my keyboard and went to the internet.  There I was /ragequit and recovered fully, unlike my keyboard.
lol

new one. (MUCH better than last one)

place  adjective  noun  place  noun  noun  adjective  place  noun  noun  number  weather  adjective

[Moppy]

The-mushroom-kingdom,  idiotic,  idiot,  Asylem,  lunatic,  stupidity,  stupid,  AFRICAAAA,  Hamburger,    , OVER 9000!, Chocolate rain,  'Shroom like

[sir dooble]

Chicken  Liverpool  Chips  Cacti  Smoked  Skyscraper  Timbucktoo  Ate

[LaCuckooRacha]

Hello, I am here in the mushroom kingdom.
I am having an idiotic idiot, I went to an asylum and and got a lunatic, and even saw a stupidity!  This is the most stupid vacation I have ever been to!  Today I will be going to AFRICAAAA and hopefully get to see the hamburger if the   isn't too long.  Over here it's over 9000 degrees and raining chocolate.  The food here is 'shroom like, wish you were here!

Moppy's ^

New one
noun  adjective  noun  building  adjective  adjective noun  name  gender  adjective  color  part of body  adjective(ending in est) noun  adjective  noun  noun  adverb
:D

[.::Taboo::.]

Work with it :D

Doo eet.

[LaCuckooRacha]

One Matt I was walking to the Chicago.  I picked up some Little boys and some Inconspicuous Black Trucks.  On my way back, I touched in my toy and went to the Naughty Place.  There I was C:< and recovered fully, unlike my toy.
O_O
(I used C:< because you forgot the last verb.)

[Jetlok]

monday monday monday monday niger monday monday monday

[LaCuckooRacha]

-snip-

No.

[sir dooble]

Toilet  Obese  Hamster  Turbine  Tiny  Seductive Lamppost  Henrietta  Male Cyan  Wenis  Sweetest Trampoline  Fluorescent Hippo Pathetically

[LaCuckooRacha]

Once upon a toilet, there was an obese hamster who lived in a turbine.  One day it grew tiny and went out on a walk.  On the walk it was captured by a seductive lamppost!  The lamppost's name was henrietta and he had a long cyan wenis.  The hamster was locked away in the sweetest trampoline and was guarded by fluorescent hippo!  One day, a knight came to save the hamster, and killed the hippo and ran into the trampoline.  The knight found the hamster and they lived pathetically ever after.  The end.

[Teneksi]

they lived pathetically ever after.

Best story ever

[A.R.C.]

^_lol'd

Ha ha ha