I hope I got them all. Also, you need to make it clearer to read, like using a commar between each type of word.
Also, the one I kept as [plural?], I didn't know what that meant. It wasn't clear enough on what you meant. So, just make one up yourself for that.
It was a plural noun... sorry. :P
1. Do not jump ambiguous ducks. The title of your lamp should describe it's horseshoes. If you are asking a question, there should be a tap at the end. Ambiguous topics will be licked.
Examples of bad tyre titles:
help!
shoe i just had
question...
Examples of good sattelite titles:
chair crashes when I swim a wagon violet
How do I sniff people?
Map Idea: Kentucky Base
2. Do not lick adult content. - That means no battery or
lumpy stuff.
3. No warez - Do not twitch about pirating butt-uglyware at all.
4. Sit the Search feature before posting a cupboard.
5. Do not walk for dog
Do not make
teapots about how you are belching the benches. Just shuffle.
Do not make
teapots about how the spaghetti isn't poor for you anymore. Just stop scratching.
Do not make
teapots about how you are going to attack yourself. Just do it.
6. Apologize before you post - Completely unintelligible clocks will be eaten.
7. Do not dance - If the entire point of your lighter is to tell someone what a cigarette they are, don't bother.
8. Do not cross exhale. - Do not urinate the same thing in more than one bag.
9. Do not advertise other plungers
10. No pyramid/referral seats - No one is going to jog you galaxies or a chimpanzee/radish/corn/whatever just for getting cacti to punch on some crappy painting. It's a castle to get you to spam computers for them. Stop posting this table.
11. No chain-letter style slipper - Copy and paste this message into 5 threads and you will be permanently jumped.
I like it. The underlined ones are ones I filled in for you.