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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
After being translated to Dutch, German and back, it was:

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How much wood could a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood?
« Last Edit: October 20, 2009, 01:22:03 PM by Chefkokkie »

There are nine people in that boat.

There are nine people on board the boat.

The people on the board nine boats.

We are nine people on board ships.

We have nine people on board.

We will have nine people on board.

We are nine people on board.

We have nine people on board.

We will have nine people on board.

We are nine people on board.

We have nine people on board.

We will have nine people on board.

We are nine people on board.

We have nine people on board.

We will have nine people on board.

We are nine people on board.

We have nine people on board.

We will have nine people on board.

We are nine people on board.

We have nine people on board.

We will have nine people on board.

We are nine people on board.

We have nine people on board.

We will have nine people on board.

We are nine people on board.

We have nine people on board.
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck
After being translated to Dutch, German and back, it was:

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How much wood could a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?*


Shut the front door you loon!

You idiot, shut down your front door!

You, foolishly shut down your front door!

If you are a fool to shut down your front door!

What if you shut down your front door!

What is shut down when the front door!

What if you shut down the front door!

What if the shut-down front door!

What if the shut-down front door!
Equilibrium found!

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I will gut you like a cornish game hen.

I will be digested like Konisshugemu Hen.

I will be digested like a hen Konisshugemu.

I will be digested as Konisshugemu chicken.

Konisshugemu I will be digested as a chicken.

I will be digesting Konisshugemu chicken.

I Konisshugemu chicken are digested.

I Konisshugemu chicken are digested.
Equilibrium found!

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There is no business like show business.

That is the business like show business.

This is the business like show business.

This is the business like show business.
Equilibrium found!
« Last Edit: October 20, 2009, 01:26:30 PM by Regulith »


There is no business like show business.

That is the business like show business.

This is the business like show business.

This is the business like show business.
Equilibrium found!
What.

Now some TF2 quotes.

Spy sapping my sentry!
I spy a subway!

Yeah, why don't ya come over and say that to my face, tough guy? Bonk!
Yeah, why my face, shops, a tough guy on? PC Genjin!

No, not a crazed gunman Dad, I'm an assassin.
If you, if you are not angry, you get a criminal father.

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe... I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
Some people my two cameras. Maybe ... maybe ... at the conference, I already last year in June, 1311, that is to prevent a fire in the morning.

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people.
Grass, birds, people and our day of growth, the brother of the pain.

I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom-tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.
Heavy weapons guy, this is my weapon. Yes, 51 million people, fire, 1 minute, 200 Dorukasutamutsurukatorijji weight. 12, fire, in seconds, and this weapon is the cost of 400,000 dollars.

Kaboom! And the soap scum is gone!

Kaboom! Addition, it is soap scum!

Kaboom! In addition, you scrap soap!

Kaboom! In addition, soap scraps!

Kaboom! In addition, soap, scrap!

Kaboom! In addition, soap, scrap!
Equilibrium found!

Are you on the ball? Get on the ball!

What is the ball? Get the ball!

What ball do? Get the ball!

What ball do? Get the ball!
Equilibrium found!
« Last Edit: October 20, 2009, 02:03:58 PM by Regulith »


I love doing this.

Original:
How about some soup, mister homeless guy?

Butchered:
And like the soup to the homeless, sir?

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Mighty Putty is not a glue! It's a super powered epoxy!

Maitipate no glue! This resin Supapawaepokishi!

Adhesive Maitipate! This resin Supapawaepokishi!

Adhesive Maitipate! This resin Supapawaepokishi!
Equilibrium found!

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Whats an Equilibrium?

Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together ... In hell!
Oh, they are together again ... you'll need to glue in the hell!
Oh, they are together again ... in order to bond, you need to to hell!
Oh, they are together again ... To join in is required to hell!
Oh, they have to join together again ... is required to hell!
Oh, they must join together again ... It is necessary to hell!
Oh, they must join together again ... it is necessary to hell!
Oh, they must join together again ... it is necessary to hell!
Equilibrium found!
Come on, you can do better than that.

"King Pizzanator la 3 a"
What's up with the "a", I put in "King Pizzanator the 3rd"...

John Freeman, Saviour of Humens
ジョンフリーマン、救い主Humensの
Jonfuriman, Savior of Humens
Jonfuriman、救い主Humensの
Jonfuriman, Savior of Humens

Jonfuriman  :cookieMonster: