I can make any finger look broken, im double jointed in all my fingers, i can twist my arms all the way around and touch the middle of my back, you know that position cops put you in? Yeah.
I can make my shoulder blades stick out of my back, so it looks like its been ripped out
I can make myself get a boner, haha
I can raise only one eyebrow at a time
I can make monkey lips.
EDIT: Oh Btw, rape.