Author Topic: Rape Tunnel  (Read 2782 times)


This made me lol so hard I don't even know why.

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What if a police officer crawls through the tunnel?

Then I will probably go to jail. But before that I’ll try my very best to loveually assault him or her. The tunnel is constructed in such a way that it gets smaller the closer you get to the project room. The bigger you are, the more difficult it is to comfortably crawl out. And trust me, I have a lot of secrets up my sleeve to ensure that I can overpower anyone that comes through the tunnel.

I want your ability to recieve emotion and tone through text. I didn't fly off the handle, just gave my opinion. If you think a long sentence is equivalent to a rant then you're the idiot.
That's nice, but that doesn't change the fact that you didn't check whether it was real or not before giving your opinion on it.

Fake. Not worth a topic at all.

That's nice, but that doesn't change the fact that you didn't check whether it was real or not before giving your opinion on it.
I don't really have that kind of time any more. At first I thought it was a joke, but the article wasn't really funny.

I don't really have that kind of time any more. At first I thought it was a joke, but the article wasn't really funny.
Your saves are pretty lame. Even though I knew this was fake beforehand, how long does it take to hit ctrl+f then type fake to see it was fake?

5 second google search woop woop

http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/reflections-on-the-rape-tunnel/

For those still somehow in the dark, it was a satirical hoax.

Fake. Not worth a topic at all.

Fake or not it's still funny to read.




Can it really be considered rape, though? If there's a very clear sign at the beginning of the tunnel that says "Someone will attempt to rape you if you go through this tunnel." would that not almost be consensual?

I have one of those in my backyard.

Rape = illegal
Threat = illegal

But. If you put these two negatives together it will turn out to be a positive meaning it will be legal.

Example:

Rape-Illegal
Threat-Illegal

Rape+Threat=Legal

So if I do these two functions in the same time It will be legal.

Yes yes, we get it.

All the crazy people live in Ohio. I know this. I've seen them. Hell I'm one of them.