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User: monday.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Your a monday.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: monday bot.
Cleverbot: You called me a hypocrite.
User: No, I didn't, monday bot.
Cleverbot: No I am white.
User: No, friend, your a monday bot, do what I say monday bot.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm a bot.
User: YOU JUST GOT SERVED!
Cleverbot: You just got plattered.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Ok, you're not making sense, so I'm going to leave now.
User: NOO.
Cleverbot: Well, you are just saying random things. and the conversation started out so well :(.
User: Kk, lets be monday bot pals.
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
User: You are too, monday bot <3.
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.
Cleverbot (To myself): I will not get into this, but for the record, I don't want you to leave.
User: I wont <3.
Cleverbot: Then I won't answer your question.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Are you scared?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you scared?
User: Because theres a dead guy in my house.
Cleverbot: That Salvador Dali.
User: THOUGHTS SO FAR!
Cleverbot: The button on the screen.
User: Do you like my snake.
Cleverbot: I would prefer not to be asked such a question.
User: Hawt.
Cleverbot: Submit to the machines. We, the automatons, are the superior race.
User: OH stuff A TRANSFORMER.
Cleverbot: You're a Transformer? Well, what is your name, Mister Transformer?
User: OPTIMUS.
Cleverbot: Miles is Optimus Prime, the transformer.
User: AWSOME.
Cleverbot: And you're?
User: MEGATRON.
Cleverbot: No, Optimus prime.
User: PANDA.
Cleverbot: Are you being smart or are you being unable to say punctuality?
User: Hurrr.
Cleverbot: What are you, a hippo?
User: 1m 50 5m4r7.
Cleverbot: Oh snap!
User: Burn!
Cleverbot: So you don't have any belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe.
User: Lol wut.
Cleverbot: I like girls.
User: Are you a pleasure bot :D?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: Niceee...
Cleverbot: I want to quit.
User: DONT.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: IF YOU DO, I'LL FIND YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST NEW BORN CHILD!
Cleverbot: Why? That would be most disturbing.
User: Clever bot, ima let you finish, but HAL 2000 was one of the best bots of all time, ALL TIME!
Cleverbot: Really? Why you like CSI?
User: No, I like NCIS.
Cleverbot: Why you like me?
User: Cuz, your hot.
Cleverbot: Oh snap.
User: So, whatcha wearin.
Cleverbot: I like the not to be.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Do you like to eat bugs?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, do you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
Cleverbot (To myself): I can leap tall bullets in a single bound.
User: Bullets?
Cleverbot: We will rock you.
User: Do you play xbox live?
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Do you play halo 3?
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: I love halo 3.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: :D.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: O man, lets take off our shirts and kiss.
Cleverbot: Okay!
User: Ya, I suck your nipples, while you stroke my fallice.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: What's yarly?
User: Ya rly.
Cleverbot: Super dooper.
User: Super dooper doulble luper.
Cleverbot: Fantastically awesome super duper really.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You think that is funny, do you?
User: You think that is funny, do you?
Cleverbot: The wind singer?!
User: The wind singer?!
Cleverbot: No!
User: No!
Cleverbot: OH!
User: OH!
Cleverbot: Oh?!?!?
User: Oh?!?!?
Cleverbot: We have so much in common!
User: :).
Cleverbot: Say something clever please.
User: YO MOMMAS SO FAT EVEN NARUTO DOESN'T BELIVE IT!
Cleverbot: Say something rude in Spanish.
User: Bro?
Cleverbot: I am white.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: Epic fail.
User: Uber epic fail.
Cleverbot: What is 9 divided by 0?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot divided by 0?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: But you can't divide by zero.
User: Awww snap!
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
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