RED BULL HAS COCAINE???

[Dr. Spectacles]

I was at the library with my friends and we were looking up Red Bull. Totally random, but on Wikipedia it said people found 0.03 micrograms of cocaine in over 700 bottles!!!! wat the hell is wrong with them!!!

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[Cheemo]

I guess knowing Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it would shock you, then.

[Dr. Spectacles]

wow thats terrifying

[Ryuu]

wow thats terrifying

No.

[Doorman]

I was at the library with my friends and we were looking up Red Bull. Totally random, but on Wikipedia it said people found 0.03 micrograms of cocaine in over 700 bottles!!!! wat the hell is wrong with them!!!

...
Really, that's not a lot of cocaine. It's not even close enough to get anyone remotely addicted to the stuff, calm down.

[Dr. Spectacles]

No.

learn sarcasim

[tikitai]

You are making too much fail topics, mate.

[Jetlok]

This is old i think

[Dr. Spectacles]

This is old i think

i posted this 15 sec. ago

[Mateo]

learn sarcasim

That wasn't sarcasm unless your first post was bullstuff.

[Cheemo]

Testing of Red Bull Energy Drink and its variations has shown that a person with a low tolerance of cocaine would have to consume two million cans of the drink in a single sitting before becoming critically ill.

omg!!

[Jetlok]

oh derr, ya this topic is sooo old

I meant the news of the cocaine in the Red Bull >_>

[Dr. Spectacles]

 

[Doorman]

Dr. Spectacles, I tried being patient with you, but you're making it increasingly difficult with every post you make. If you think this was meant to be funny, you have much to learn. Unless you did this to see our reactions; in which case I'm sure you were greatly disappointed.

Please, I asking you kindly here, stop being such a loving moron.

[Ryuu]

...stop being such a loving moron.