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Author Topic: Escape the Mothership! (originally escape the room)  (Read 34284 times)

Masturbate to distract aliens so the CLONE can escape and knock the aliens cold.

FEEL your POCKET to see if you can find the RATHER LARGE HAMMER that you never leave the house with.

Chit-chat with he clone to see if he knows anything.

make the other prisoner a girl.


FEEL your POCKET to see if you can find the RATHER LARGE HAMMER that you never leave the house with.

Ahh yes, that insanley large hammer you lug around in your inventory. Hey, Mario can carry around one of these, why not you?
Chit-chat with he clone to see if he knows anything.
You chit chat with that clone.
DIALOG-LOG COMMENCE:
You: Hi.

Clone:Hey.

You:Do you know anything about these aliens?

Clone:I'm just as confused as you are. I appear to be a clone of you.

You: Wait, how do you know that you are a clone?

Clone:It isn't too hard to figure out. These aliens make clones by taking organic      matter and and shaping it to your body parts, dna, all that good stuff. All the organc matter around here dream of having a good physical form, and I was one of the lucky ones. Some organic matter gets old and just get shoved out of the air lock. But other that that, I don't know much.

You: That sounds like a strange way to make a clone.

Clone: Do you know of any other?

You:...I guess not.  Well, I've been in this situation before (kinda) and I will find a way to get out.



Proceed to defecate in your capsule so they will remove you to clean it.



I'm pretty sure there is an easier way to get out. *cough* Hammer *cough*

Smash your own face in with the Hammer.
The Aliens will remove you to the Medical Bay, if you're badly injured.

Smash your own face in with the Hammer.
The Aliens will remove you to the Medical Bay, if you're badly injured.
No way! That would hurt!

Run to the alien and hit him with the hammer.

Smash the glass while trying to scratch foot with hammer. Then give guard hammer but drop it into his head on accident.