Poll

Wanna see this guy go home?

Lets see him go home.
8 (40%)
Lets NOT see him go home.
6 (30%)
ET go home! :3
6 (30%)

Total Members Voted: 20

Author Topic: Escape the Mothership! (originally escape the room)  (Read 34271 times)

Scream like a maniac and fling the hammer skywards.

Punch his uvula and he'll gag you out.

Hit the roof of his mouth
and the go down his body and to his heart and smash it

Begin to masturbate inside it's mouth.

Throw the hammer down his throat and choke him.

Throw the hammer down his throat and choke him.

We're not gonna lose our only weapon, because then we're stuck with solving puzzles to remedy situations.

Punch his uvula and he'll gag you out.
That's what i meant. :)
Do that.

Punch his uvula and he'll gag you out.
You cant find a uvula.
Scream like a maniac and fling the hammer skywards.

You scream like a maniac yell a war cry.

You thow the hammer up in the air.

It hits the top, dealing 15 damage and making a loud BAM!

Alien was slain!  LEVEL UP!  2 MORE SKILL POINTS AVAILIBLE FOR SPENDING!
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For gooness sakes!
You cant rape a rock man! It doesn't even have a reconisable gender!
Yes, it does.

Yes, it does.
Good point, but you are still not loveually corrupt. And even if you were, the rock man isn't here.

Check yo' own stats foo'.




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