My moms a biznitch

[matthewbim11]

Hello blockland people, my moms being a total but star fish poop face.
I'm trying to find new ways to stay out of school but she always says now that my dad got fired "/sarcasmYEAR  DAD WONT LET UUUUUU/sarcasm".So is there any good ways for me to convince her to let me stay home?
I tried a cold but she said that it took 3 days to get one not just one but i looked that up online and shes a total ass liar.I tried fakeing a sore thought the next day after she got hers she says"I GOT MINE FROMM CIGARETS<and yet she still loving smokes them>".So i need some new ways to stay home.

Wtf is this stuff I cant believe I made it.

[Ad Bot]

[Chrono]

Go to loving school you stupid kid.

[Big Brother]

Hello blockland people, my moms being a total but star fish poop face.

lol

You can stay home by being home schooled. Don't ditch school

Go to loving school you stupid kid.

[BillNye]

BE COOL STAY IN SCHOOL.

[matthewbim11]

-_- but school if being gay right now. I like school but some of my classes are dragging out soooo lovingggg longgggg.And weekends are filled with work.

[comr4de]

Do you watch comedy central?

Sorry, just a theory I have that comedy central spawns the most forget-ups of our society.


Now,

Go to loving school you stupid kid.

[Mr.Patrick]

I'd say you're the "but star fish poop face" here, go to school kid. By just being at school you can learn alot of stuff.

[Big Brother]

I'd say you're the "but star fish poop face" here, go to school kid. By just being at school you can learn alot of stuff.

this,

what are you in 3rd grade?

[matthewbim11]

I'd say you're the "but star fish poop face" here, go to school kid. By just being at school you can learn a lot of stuff.

That was supposed to be a joke, you know the thing that's funny like ha ha.

loving stuff edit:its...a....JOKE GET A loving CLUE

[Big Brother]

That was supposed to be a joke, you know the thing that's funny like ha ha.

loving stuff edit:its...a....JOKE GET A loving CLUE

yeh ill get a clue when you get an education

[Mr.Patrick]

That was supposed to be a joke, you know the thing that's funny like ha ha.

loving stuff edit:its...a....JOKE GET A loving CLUE

ya gud job correctin mah engrish. because I'm totally English so I type 100% perfect English, I have never been doing homework or doing anything at school. so I'd say my english is pretty good compared to what I did for it.

[Block Builder]

School is where you learn about  globes and those symbol things that go between numbers.

[matthewbim11]

yeah ill get a clue when you get an education

God dammit.Its you ass holes that brings out the ass hole in me.Just stop being a richard and maby i will to.

[Big Brother]

God dammit.Its you ass holes that brings out the ass hole in me.Just stop being a richard and maby i will to.

g-g-g-grammar national socialist

Wait, we're richards and you're faking a cold to get out of 3rd grade?

edit:

maby

lol'd

[Mr.Patrick]

God dammit. It's you starfishs that brings out the starfish in me. Just stop being a richard and maybe I will too.

Fixed.