He is /sarcasm
I work on a school bus, so I'm surrounded by kids that I'm paid to yell at. No sarcasm at all.
I've also gone back to college so that I don't have to deal with handicapped kids like the ones I've mentioned. A few years and I won't even be close to them at all. Instead, as Bisjac put it so hilariously, I'll be "paid to look at child research all day" Which is true because I'd have to build up a solid case against child predators as part of my job so I'm sure I'd come across a picture or two...thousand.