Thoughts On Physical Education

[Sandvich]

PE is fun. I run like a idiot though. I suck in my cheeks point my chin in the air yet I still outrun everyone in my class. :c

handicap runners, UNITE!

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[JJA0]

at the end of this year we get to do archery :D

Wtf? My school sucks they say its to dangerous to play doge-ball...

[Block Builder]

My school doesn't make me take PE, I eat loads of stuff everyday and I'm not fat. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat 20 Twinkies for breakfast.

[Devvy]

I'd refer to PE as Pointless Exercises lol.
Its generally the bits like hockey and football (Soccer) that i hate, though using the velodrome once per week is fun :D

[Mateo]

PE is the dumbest idea for a required class. Honestly if I wanted to excersize I wouldn't play video games so often and I'd probably actually go outside.I mean at least the academic classes help you not sound stupid in everyday conversation... PE doesn't really help anyone who wants to go into a career not involving grueling physical activity (Excluding fat people).

Don't get me wrong. PE should exist, it just shouldn't be required.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I don't need encouragement to live an active lifestyle, I just want to sit on the computer all day!

* Otis Da HousKat dies of a heart attack at 35.

I enjoyed PE classes in middle and high school. We always had great teachers at my school though, so I never had to deal with the stereotypical jock loving SPORTS!!!!! PE teacher. The only way not to get an A was to not show up to class or not try to do the exercises and games.

A large portion of your grade was unit tests that consisted of questions like:

What is a basketball?

[CopBlock]

We do loving calisthenics. My P.E. teacher is a pervert and got fired last year for a couple of months. We were supposed to wear shorts under our sweatpants in the winter and he checked this by pulling down peoples pants, most of them weren't wearing shorts (this includes the girls). They made him beg like a little bitch for his job.

NOTE: All ...'s are unimportant long lines
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3:19 PM - Colten: And you accidently slipped and fell on the boy
3:19 PM - Colten: Hes buttnaked
3:19 PM - Colten: Everyones looking
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3:19 PM - Colten: Youre mom just pulled up to drop your lunch off and she sees you laying on a naked man
3:19 PM - Zer0TheBall: LOL
3:19 PM - Colten: Shes a major christian
3:19 PM - Colten: Shes a major christian
3:19 PM - Zer0TheBall: lewl
3:19 PM - Colten: So she runs to you with holy water and starts splashing you
3:19 PM - Zer0TheBall: loving LOL
3:19 PM - Colten: And reciting lines from the bible
3:20 PM - Colten: And then yu notice something
3:20 PM - Colten: In the time you were laying on that boy
3:20 PM - Colten: You got horny
3:20 PM - Zer0TheBall: your pants are down too?
3:20 PM - Colten: And you start to thrust
3:20 PM - Zer0TheBall: lawl
3:20 PM - Colten: And the boy is moaning
3:20 PM - Zer0TheBall: lawl
3:20 PM - Colten: And you have gaylove in front of your christian mother as well as the whole school
Colten: BUT
Colten: Then
Zer0TheBall: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ool
Colten: You wake up and go to school
Colten: :)
3:20 PM - Zer0TheBall: im posting this on the forums colten.
3:20 PM - Zer0TheBall: :3
3:20 PM - Zer0TheBall: you demented freak you
Colten: :(

note: some lines dont have the timetags because i closed chat and colten copypasted into a new one.

[yuki]

P.E. will never be considered a "Class" by me. I hate the athletic department, I hate the numerous athletics "classes" my school has, and I hate sports as an entertainment medium for sucking up and shelling out so much loving money so some douchebags can kick around a ball rather than do some sort of real job. If I ran the country, I'd pay athletes minimum wage and disperse the remaining money to things like R&D or everyone who has minimum wage right now.

No, I'm not anti-excersize, I don't fear push-ups (I work out every night, yes), but it's absurd that the class is required, and how school districts BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT THE LACK OF EDUCATION(let me remind you that education is why school exists in the first place ffs) FUNDS AFTER THEY GIVE THE ATHLETICS DEPARTMENT A stuff TON OF MONEY TO BUILD ANOTHER FOOTBALL FIELD.

Not to mention locker rooms smell absolutely horrible, and you smell the same way after P.E.

[Niliscro]

PE is the only thing that keeps fat kids from getting fatter.

[Visage]

P.E. will never be considered a "Class" by me. I hate the athletic department, I hate the numerous athletics "classes" my school has, and I hate sports as an entertainment medium for sucking up and shelling out so much loving money so some douchebags can kick around a ball rather than do some sort of real job. If I ran the country, I'd pay athletes minimum wage and disperse the remaining money to things like R&D or everyone who has minimum wage right now.

No, I'm not anti-excersize, I don't fear push-ups (I work out every night, yes), but it's absurd that the class is required, and how school districts BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT THE LACK OF EDUCATION(let me remind you that education is why school exists in the first place ffs) FUNDS AFTER THEY GIVE THE ATHLETICS DEPARTMENT A stuff TON OF MONEY TO BUILD ANOTHER FOOTBALL FIELD.

Not to mention locker rooms smell absolutely horrible, and you smell the same way after P.E.

You suck at economics. Professional athletes are rare, if you get paid minimum wage you aren't rare. People who are rare deserve to get paid as much as they get paid because otherwise they wouldn't get paid that much.

[Mateo]

You suck at economics. Professional athletes are rare, if you get paid minimum wage you aren't rare. People who are rare deserve to get paid as much as they get paid because otherwise they wouldn't get paid that much.

Is it me, or is that part of what he typed grammatically incorrect in a way that makes that sentence mind-numbingly obvious?

[Niliscro]

Is it me, or is that part of what he typed grammatically incorrect in a way that makes that sentence mind-numbingly obvious?

No, it's just redundant.

I think he's just saying that because they are paid so much, it's proof that they deserve it, else they wouldn't have such high salaries.  It's a "the majority is right" type of thing.

[Visage]

No, it's just redundant.

I think he's just saying that because they are paid so much, it's proof that they deserve it, else they wouldn't have such high salaries.  It's a "the majority is right" type of thing.

No I am saying that if they didn't deserve to get paid that much, people wouldn't pay them that much. No one just hands out free money, they pay someone expecting something.

[zoneark]

I hate PE because its embarrassing for people like me that dont follow sports, are really weak, and run like an idiot

[Colten]

:)