Paradoxes

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I always lie

pinoccio: my nose will grow

if you went back in time and killed your parents before you were born, them you would never have been born, thus never killing your parents, but then.....error

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[-Mike-]

This sentence is a lie.

[lolzorz mcgee]

You go back in time and kill yourself. :O

Also, long one:

A man was convicted of a crime.  The judge said that the man would have to say anything.  If what he says is true, he gets 4 years in jail.  If it's a lie, he gets 6.  The man says, "You will send me to jail for 6 years."

[Wynd_Fox]

If truth does not exist, the statement "truth does not exist" is a truth, thereby proving itself incorrect.

God made a rock so heavy even he, who can do anything, couldn't lift it.

[Deep2]

Wynd that isn't a paradox, it just nullifies itself.

[Wynd_Fox]

Blame Wikipedia, I couldn't think of any so I copypasta'd.

[Visage]

I'm lazay so I copy and paste some.

# Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
# Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
# Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
# A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
# If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
# Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
# What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

[Antallion]

I'm lazay so I copy and paste some.

# Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?

In order to have an unstoppable object you would have to use all the kinetic energy in the universe, making it impossible to have an immovable object.

[Visage]

In order to have an unstoppable object you would have to use all the kinetic energy in the universe, making it impossible to have an immovable object.

forget YOU JUST WON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!

[Wynd_Fox]

# What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

They'd appear to stay at exactly the same place as you.

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[Dropshock]

The sentence below is a lie.
The sentence above is true.

[Wynd_Fox]

I don't see it.

[Visage]

What about the cartesian circle, I can't find a good definition on it but it was basically "I could not be capable of perceiving god unless a power as mighty as god gave me that perception, therefore proving that god exists." Rene descartes or w/e, same friend that did "cogito ergo sum" AKA "I think therefore I am." Philosophy is stupid.

[-Mike-]

forget YOU JUST WON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!

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