Make Khorde happy. Post some funnies

[Regulith]

A man has a son who miraculously survives as only a head.

For his son's 21st birthday, the man takes him to the local bar to have his first drink.

As his son finishes his first bottle through a straw, an amazing thing happens. A lump sprouts from under his head and a body grows almost instantly before the man's eyes!

Confounded with this new development, the man gives his son 4 more beers. Although rather drunk, his son became a normal person before his very eyes.

Of course, now the man is curious. What would happen if he gave his son another beer? Would he grow some kind of third arm? Would he become very well endowed? He decides to find out.

As his son finishes the beer, he bursts into flames and disappears completely.

As the man sits, stunned, a drunk leans over and says, "stuff, man, he should have just quit while he was a head"

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[pixl]

O har har

[lolzorz mcgee]

A man has a son who miraculously survives as only a head.

For his son's 21st birthday, the man takes him to the local bar to have his first drink.

As his son finishes his first bottle through a straw, an amazing thing happens. A lump sprouts from under his head and a body grows almost instantly before the man's eyes!

Confounded with this new development, the man gives his son 4 more beers. Although rather drunk, his son became a normal person before his very eyes.

Of course, now the man is curious. What would happen if he gave his son another beer? Would he grow some kind of third arm? Would he become very well endowed? He decides to find out.

As his son finishes the beer, he bursts into flames and disappears completely.

As the man sits, stunned, a drunk leans over and says, "stuff, man, he should have just quit while he was a head"

I remember seeing something like that on lol.com

[Menen]

A man has a son who miraculously survives as only a head.

For his son's 21st birthday, the man takes him to the local bar to have his first drink.

As his son finishes his first bottle through a straw, an amazing thing happens. A lump sprouts from under his head and a body grows almost instantly before the man's eyes!

Confounded with this new development, the man gives his son 4 more beers. Although rather drunk, his son became a normal person before his very eyes.

Of course, now the man is curious. What would happen if he gave his son another beer? Would he grow some kind of third arm? Would he become very well endowed? He decides to find out.

As his son finishes the beer, he bursts into flames and disappears completely.

As the man sits, stunned, a drunk leans over and says, "stuff, man, he should have just quit while he was a head"

My math teacher said something simmilar to that.

[Riot]

Holly stuff!
One YouTube link after an hour lead me to a disease called Dystonia. Quite an adventure to go that far.

[Visage]

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike.

She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

[Menen]

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I dont get it.

[pixl]

Lol stupidity

[VerticalHorizon]

[Teneksi]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r9/TheDespisedIcon/4601.jpg

I can't do it. I'm paranoid that it'll magically turn into one of those GIFs that jump in your face.
That's actually a kind of phobia of mine. I can't stare at anything for too long, even in real life. It's a little embarrassing.

[VerticalHorizon]

I can't do it. I'm paranoid that it'll magically turn into one of those GIFs that jump in your face.
[size=friend]That's actually a kind of phobia of mine. I can't stare at anything for too long, even in real life. It's a little embarrassing.[/size]

If it ends in .jpg or .jpeg it can't loving move/change.

[Teneksi]

If it ends in .jpg or .jpeg it can't loving move/change.

Thank you Captain Obvious
That's why I happened to use the phrase "magically turn into"


I can't help but notice you didn't really bother to read anything I posted except for the last four words, "jump in your face" and the size change so you could insult it, before you decided to explain to me what a loving JPEG is, you pretentious starfish.

[VerticalHorizon]

Thank you Captain Obvious
That's why I happened to use the phrase "magically turn into"


I can't help but notice you didn't really bother to read anything I posted except for the last four words, "jump in your face" and the size change so you could insult it, before you decided to explain to me what a loving JPEG is, you pretentious starfish.

I read your post completely, and what I said just happens to be a fact asswipe: If it's a jpg, it's a loving jpg and it's not going to change you stuff snorting idiot, it's not going to, "magically" do a god damn thing.

[Muzzles56]

search up 'father ted'
one of the best irish comedys out there

Indeed 'tis

[(Hit Man)]