Speaking of IRC, is Copyman her husband?
You need to read up on power napping and the magic of red bull. She's so well versed in dealing with naughty kids that she practically knows which ones she'll have to kick so it's just a matter of waiting. You should see her results at those reaction time games, she's a beast.
I commonly pretend to be Ephialtes, because I can do that when blockbot is online still.
Wow, you're a clever guy for admitting that!