I'm going to buy one, make a little cross, pin him up against it, stab him in the chest with a pencil, and lite him on fire. All of that in front of my house when the local girls take their daily walk.

Good plan. *start learning how to become a voodoo doctor*
Haha, I live in the south, I already know voodoo. :D
I can teach if you want, but it never works.
"Shove his head up her pooper and you'll feel all better!"
o i c wat u did thar