Lol at the first
Wonder bread scares me.
"AH CRAP I ACCIDENTALLY CRUSHED MY TOOTHPASTE WITH MY CLUMSY HANDS, I NEED A MACHINE TO SQUEEZE IT FOR ME!"
All of the evony ads that seriously try to tell people that it is some sort of research movie, goddamn it
that too. Cursing seems to always make things funnier in those commercials.