Looking at a basic map of the section of space above my house... I wonder what the hell it is. An hour later, BOOM, a huge frickin' moonthing is in earth's veiw, and BOOM, it's gone. I look in my telescope, and I see the moonthing, and I see something like a wormhole, also, I see some space ship of a sorts. The next night, I woke up on a shiny metal table, surrounded by humanlike beings. So far, this interrogation, has become more frequent.
This is true. Also, I was handed some civillianlike clothing.