No-Shave November.

[Kerog]

I just shaved this month. I seriously do have a stache growing in.

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[tay104]

if i had a razor id shave

[Aurion]

I won't shave, but since I look horrible with a mustache, I'll use tweezers to pluck out each individual hair. It's not shaving, right? ;D

[Inv3rted]

if i had a razor id shave

Ain't got no money
Ain't got no job
Ain't got no hope

The only option is suuuuiiiiicciiiiidee
But I ain't got no money
And I can't buy no razor

[Pimpin]

it's called novembeard

duh.

[Visage]

My mustache and beard barely grow but I would have the biggest side-burns ever if I didn't shave, I already got about 1/4th an inch long side-burns and I shaved in the morning.  

[Inv3rted]

You've also got a two inch piece of stuff coming out of your mouth.

[Marcem]

My mustache and beard barely grow but I would have the biggest side-burns ever if I didn't shave, I already got about 1/4th an inch long side-burns and I shaved in the morning.  

How many lies can one person tell?  I think you're at about 5. 

[Visage]

How many lies can one person tell?  I think you're at about 5. 

Yea, I know how outrageous my stories are, to think I can grow FACIAL HAIR!? Damn, you're right I was being a little far-fetched.